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Miriam Binder
Earthsea


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Posted - 25/03/2007 :  14:55:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I cannot promise that I'll get all of it but I'll try.

Attempting to transfer the thread in its entirety would mean hacking into the forums and as I don’t know how to do that, I thought the next best thing is to recreate the thread.

I apologise in advance to any and all posters who think I may have taken a liberty with their intellectual property … I have done my utmost to ensure that all posters are acknowledged. If I have inadvertently missed anyone out, please feel free to contact me and I shall put matters right.

Just one word of warning ... not all the links work but then, not all the links work on the original thread either.

Edited by - Miriam Binder on 25/03/2007 15:02:12

Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  15:03:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo


I just thought this might be a place to share humorous sites. Sad that I am I have loads saved.
Any contributions gratefully received.
I'm sure there is a possibility that some readers may be offendend by some of the content so use your discretion....


http://www.swannysmug.co.uk/map.htm

http://www.dave2k.com/

Regards
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
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Posted - 25/03/2007 :  15:04:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo

Some more........


http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/

http://www.maltastar.com/news.asp?newsitemid=11628



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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
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Posted - 25/03/2007 :  15:05:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Samurai Penny

For those chaps too busy to visit the barbers - the ideal solution!
http://www.flowbee.com/
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:09:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo

Excellent!!!!!
I could save loads of money...................
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:09:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Tombstone Blues

try this

http://www.rathergood.com/

The Pavarotti and northern kittens animations are particularly good - but most of the stuff on this site is worth a look.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:10:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Borninhove

Landover Baptist Church - Biting satire of right-wing Christians. Includes such fun as "Book Burning Tips"

B3TA - The Website with the biggest photoshop competitions going. Loads of animated GIFs to chuckle over, too

Cruel Site of the Day - The world wide web's bitter aftertaste. It's yummy.

Daryl Cagle's Professional Cartoonist Index - Editorial cartoons from around the world

If you think farts are funny and love a good trump, this site will bring a smile to your face and make your cheeks wobble

Weird Links - There's some very peculiar stuff here.


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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:12:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Borninhove

Dingo - I loved the www.dave2k.com site. Beeedi bim bim bim bim drrrram drram bidibummm bum bum bum bum bababum...
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:13:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

quote:
Originally posted by Tombstone Blues

try this

http://www.rathergood.com/

The Pavarotti and northern kittens animations are particularly good - but most of the stuff on this site is worth a look.



or..

http://www.campchaos.com/othershows/video/03h.html
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:14:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo

JR
That really made me laugh, won't be playing it to my Mum though!
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:15:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

There are a couple of other amusing ones on that site, if you can get them to work. A lot of them you click on and they just sit there and look at you in a blank kinda way....

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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:16:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo

Yeah, but worth delving into :-)))
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:17:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Tombstone Blues

Some good stuff here-

http://www.greatguy.com/frescoes.htm
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:17:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Quimley Ripples

If you still laugh at words like 'mong' and 'spaz' or enjoy other childish non-pc cruelty (I know I do) then go to

http://www.playgroundlaw.com

Others worth a look :

http://www.johnfanzine.com

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/fun_dearpenis
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:24:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Nazdrowie

http://www.dancingbush.com/
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:24:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by merclurk

Oh No!!
Just as I was about to sign-off and go to bed the Forum comes up with all this crude, childish and non PC stuff! How's a fella gonna get some sleep around here?
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:25:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

Going to bed at 11:51 !!

You are a rank amatuer, and I laugh in your face


HAHAAAAAA....

See.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:25:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

...but never mind all that...

When do I get out from 'under the pier '??
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:26:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

1
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Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:27:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

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Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:28:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

3
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Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:28:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

Wayhay !!!
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:29:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Samurai Penny

The removal vans are on their way, JR! I hope you've got the right sort of china for Lewes Road!
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:30:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR

Don't talk to me about moving.
We have a leasehold flat, and are almost 3 months down the line with the sale of it.

We have just been informed that our buyer has a dog, which is against the terms of the lease...........

So anyway, back on the market it's gone, and back to people coming round poking through your cupboards.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  16:31:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by n/a (If you know who posted this, please let me know so I can attribute it appropriately)

These anti-pet clauses in leases are evil and should be tested under human rights legislation. My pets are 'illegal' under my lease, which is an affront to my rights as a human being and my pets rights to live a comfortable and spoilt lifestyle. I have to take extraordinary steps if the managing agents ever want to visit, which occasionally they do given my (uncontrollable) habit of complaining!

Let's face it, these leases were created a century ago in many cases (mine rather prissily prohibits me from hanging washing out on a balcony, as well as the usual moral clauses about lewd or salacious or seditious behaviour or gatherings etc etc) and someone with a powerful stereo, fondness of loud music and a selfish nature - ie about half the population under 30 living in flats - is a LOT more disruptive than someone aged over 30 with a cat or a budgie or a goldfish. I agree that fella in New York went too far for everyones good, and was cruel and rightly stopped from keeping his tiger and alligator in his flat. But my situation is not like that, nor that of many others forced into virtual criminality in their own homes because of these draconian and inhuman regulations.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  17:13:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JR


We have Goldfish, but we live on the ground floor so if the tank busts we won't have a problem (but the fish might)



Never mind all that.

We went out earlier, and a squirrel climbed in and shat all over the place and nicked some (hazelnut) chocolates.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  17:14:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by n/a (If you know who posted this, please let me know so I can attribute it appropriately)


Go to ask jeeves.com and ask him "Is jeeves gay"

Go on google images and type in "trunk"

Yes, Im this bored...
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  17:14:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo

How about
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/cyborger.cgi
D.I.N.G.O.: Device Intended for Nullification and Galactic Observation

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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  17:16:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo

try LTNS - hee hee!
It's the puppy in me........................
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  17:17:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dingo

How about..................
http://www.deanandnigel.co.uk/
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5305 Posts

Posted - 25/03/2007 :  17:18:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Nazdrowie

http://www.matazone.co.uk/theotherside.html Some ofthese are OK some crap.I like the little goth girl
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