| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| moon23 |
Posted - 22/05/2007 : 11:33:32
Pc Ploddit has purchased new special spy drone from Sarkozy's Euro President Fund.
This heralds a new day in anti-chav automated surveillance systems and anglo-french relations.
Tesco's are now running Spy Drones for Schools' vouchers
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| 30 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Daveb |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 20:03:07
Wall Mart has be assimilated into admin collective.
Brain implants are now the new I.D.
Resistance is Futile
Life in the Space Time Continuum. |
| Daveb |
Posted - 05/11/2008 : 20:47:32
Dispite Walmart effort they have failed to prevent entry to White House World.
But is the Puppet Mistress in control?
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| Daveb |
Posted - 02/11/2008 : 09:44:00
In an attempt to gain access to Third Island El Bin Scratcher goes Chav.
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| Daveb |
Posted - 31/10/2008 : 20:49:30
In an attempt to repell El Bin Scratcher the Dog Squad Commander calls out the Halloween guards.
Third Island must be protected.
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| The Shockwave Rider |
Posted - 31/10/2008 : 10:34:17
An undercover operative for the Wall Mart secruity dog squad attempts to infiltrate The Third Island compound after El Bin Scratchers dog is spotted in the area.
PC Ploddit praises Wall Mart secruity dog squad stealth tactics.
El Bin Scratcher last seen outside Shorham International Airport.
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| Daveb |
Posted - 31/10/2008 : 10:01:53
A dogged reporter from the loacl paper (Third Long Island Times) finds footage of PC Ploddits Dog standing in for the Pirate DJ
His cover is blown.
Wall Mart secruity dog squad will be alerted. |
| The Shockwave Rider |
Posted - 31/10/2008 : 08:11:44
After realising he has attracted media attention PC Ploddits dog tries to remain anonymous as reporters close in...
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| Daveb |
Posted - 30/10/2008 : 19:58:54
PC Ploddit Hound looks sad because the Pirate DJ has not held a gig recently.
Only poor quality Chav bones to grind.
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| The Shockwave Rider |
Posted - 30/10/2008 : 08:17:42
PC Ploddit realising the chav exodus from third island cannot be contained calls in the Third Island Wall Mart Expeditionary Force.
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| Daveb |
Posted - 29/10/2008 : 20:20:16
Meanwhile Chav DJ arrives at Wallmart carpark for his lastest show after being banned from the prime Third Island Seafront venue.
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| The Shockwave Rider |
Posted - 29/10/2008 : 12:49:42
Another Third Island Chav attempts to induce more vomit whilst photographing herself for PC Ploddit Tesco identity card scheme.
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| Miriam Binder |
Posted - 29/10/2008 : 08:41:11
The colour clash on that Chav is vomit inducing! |
| Daveb |
Posted - 29/10/2008 : 08:30:38
Chav girl attempts to escape Third Island
The credit/eco crunch means Chavs have to hunt further afield.
PC Ploddit will have to increase patrols. |
| gcrkfrd |
Posted - 28/08/2008 : 23:58:33
Had to revive this a little, just a little. Kind of miss the Blighter. |
| Daveb |
Posted - 10/07/2008 : 20:53:24
Third Island has been evacuated. |
| Daveb |
Posted - 04/07/2008 : 19:24:12
PC Ploddit has to take drastic action to stave off Cyber Bear attack.
Outside forces are pressing for change. The Lost are still on the borders, circling Third Island. |
| Daveb |
Posted - 18/06/2008 : 20:34:03
Not seen any Americanees lately looks for on from the distance.
The tide is still out with the moon.
Snoopy dogs appeals cut no ice.
PC Ploddit has control of Third Island and Chav City. |
| moon23 |
Posted - 10/06/2008 : 12:45:02
PC Ploddit's new security measure has gone live it is
Codenamed the Virtual Wire.
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| long time no see |
Posted - 04/06/2008 : 17:47:44
Walmart Armed Guards
remove a Drunk Chav Celeb
from the 3rd Island.
El Bin Scratcher
was last seen in West Germany. |
| long time no see |
Posted - 02/06/2008 : 11:48:42
More celebs have bought
2nd homes on the 3rd Island Jungle Estate.
PC Ploddit has given the New Estate
24/7 Armed Walmart Guards.
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| long time no see |
Posted - 31/05/2008 : 14:41:06
A Celeb went down to
the Chav DipDoom area in Worthing East.
She did a Mud Dance
filmed live on the HDWalmart Local Channel.
PC Ploddit
used the Polish Walmart Police
to guard her and the crew. |
| long time no see |
Posted - 30/05/2008 : 11:13:50
Walmart Tech International
are giving PC Ploddits Tesco Police Division
10 New Hi Tech Solar boats
to test.
El Bin Scratcher
was last seen in Brazil. |
| long time no see |
Posted - 29/05/2008 : 20:11:22
Hundreds of Tribal Drunk Chavs
are all over the 2nd Walmart Island Party.
PC Ploddit has left them
as he has important meetings. |
| long time no see |
Posted - 27/05/2008 : 15:36:10
Walmarts Mexico Security President
is on a Month visit to the Sussex Tribal War Zones
he is having talks PC Ploddit
and local leaders.
He is staying at the 3rd Island
with 24/7 Armed guards. |
| long time no see |
Posted - 27/05/2008 : 11:39:04
Walmart Dr.Spooner
has issued all Tribal Chavs
with a new pill that keeps them less angry.
(They are told that they are free booster pills)
El Bin Scratcher was last seen
at the Hove City Sewer outlet. |
| Borninhove |
Posted - 27/05/2008 : 07:54:41
El Tee has the finishing touches made
To his Walmart Shoreham bathroom
PC Ploddit's on his way to make an arrest
For crimes against taste and decency
El Tee was last seen sipping Iced Mocha FrappachinoChocCream
At new fantastic St James' St Starbucks |
| long time no see |
Posted - 26/05/2008 : 23:35:46
PC Ploddits Imports
are stored around the
back of Walmart Shoreham
Central Security Depot
El Bin Scratcher was last seen at the Walmart Clock Tower. |
| long time no see |
Posted - 25/05/2008 : 21:31:24
Walmart Security International
has given PC Ploddit
new Special Glasses to test
that can view every angle
and beam it the Walmart Shoreham Security HQ. |
| long time no see |
Posted - 24/05/2008 : 21:47:40
A crazy Women
has had enough of the Police seaching
her Mansion |
| long time no see |
Posted - 23/05/2008 : 20:26:28
The Walmart Armed Police
are still looking for El Bin Scratcher
and the Pirate DJ
in Hove City. |
