| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 11/06/2008 : 20:54:35
1= I bet you were not so fat when you joined up!!
2=I dropped my spliff and my foot hit the accelerator!
3 no course there are no warrants for me well not here anyway
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when stopped for speeding
I was trying to keep up with the cars in front,yes well I know you cant see any ;thats how slow I was
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officer I cant get out my car I got a bag of cocaine under my seat
please dont look in the trunk I got a body in there
the police officer calls for back up and the chief inspector arrives checks the trunk and under your seat and says there is no cocaine and there is no body!! you tell him I bet the bastard told you I was speeding as well |
| 12 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Daveb |
Posted - 15/06/2008 : 17:14:38
Is your head really that shape? |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 14/06/2008 : 21:54:29
"what do you mean I was speeding?" -----"aww stop telling porkies will ya"  |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 13/06/2008 : 23:45:01
you really should slow down I was doing 120mph so what the hell speed were you doing?? |
| No Expert |
Posted - 13/06/2008 : 04:48:45
The wife is fine but the kids are retarded.
(c) Australian cricket team |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 17:18:11
hows the wife and my kids? |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 17:15:20
Ok hows about this "if you don,t like the police next time you are burgled call a crack head" |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 16:40:35
I know the tax disc is out of date I have to mot and insure the damn thing before I can tax it ! and I cant insure it till my banis up |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 14:00:12
Q= whens the next policemans ball?
A= policemen dont have balls
I am only joking "Dingo"
thought I would bring a bit of humour on the forum as I cant find the humour thread anymore!! |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 13:50:43
what do you meen shes your daughter I am her pimp pleased to meet you |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 13:49:10
oh heres my licence oops sorry thats a pic of your wife going down on me |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 13:26:01
hey my excuse for walking like this is Im pissed !! you wanna stop taking it up the ass |
| thedelboy |
Posted - 12/06/2008 : 13:24:14
no I wont tell where I get my drugs from now piss off and get your own supplier |
