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| BLONDIE |
Posted - 05/07/2008 : 15:46:00
I had thought that a humurous page might help to lesson the day to day burdens that one encounters...........so here goes and please feel free to add your contributions.
Research has proved that 22% of men like girls with big legs and 34% of men like girls with slender legs, and the rest said they liked something in between.
At a political rally the Labour Party man was claiming that the
that the Blair Government was the best Government that the UK ever had. "Blair should be bloody well hung!" shouted a heckler. A female voice from the back cried out "He is. He is!"
A Jewish nymphomaniac is one who will let her husband make love to her after she's just returned from the beauty parlour.
Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
The Rifle Club invited Jack to a small bore shooting competition. When he arrived they stood him on a box and began firing at him.
"I think you should know before we go too far, I'm a lesbian."
"That's OK, I've got a cousin in Beirut."
"Are you a virgin?"
"Yes, but I'm not a fanatic about it."
How can we solve the World's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
A tortoise had been raped by two snails.
"Describe them." demanded the police.
"I can't" said the tortoise, "it happened too fast."
What's the difference between 'erotic' and 'kinky'?
Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
A man in a Japenese resturant calls to the waiter, "This chicken is rubbery." The waiter smiled and said "Ah, thank you very much." |
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| BLONDIE |
Posted - 06/07/2008 : 14:46:55
Ahhhhhhhh ! All is now clear. Thank you Mim's. |
| Miriam Binder |
Posted - 06/07/2008 : 07:21:06
Blondie,
Click on Active Topics in the right hand corner of the screen: Third option just under BrightonLiveWire
This will take you to the 'Active Topic' default page.
On the left hand side of the screen just under the LiveWire logo you should see: Change Category Group. Below that is a Group Category menu.
Click on the little downward pointing triangle which will then present you with a choice of menus. Select: All Categories you have access to.
If you then click on 'All Forums you will see that you are able to access any of the public boards including the one that Dingo's thread is on. |
| BLONDIE |
Posted - 06/07/2008 : 00:58:32
Thank you Mim's. I was unaware of this as all I can get is 'LOCAL' & 'NATIONAL'. I have tried to other slots but still no joy. Perhaps you can assist please.
In the meantime other posters please go to the "DINGO" thread.....wherever that is ! |
| Miriam Binder |
Posted - 05/07/2008 : 16:19:51
There is already a humour thread here |
