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Tombstone Blues
Discworld
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 Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:23:50
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5303 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:25:54
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Originally posted by Tombstone Blues
Long John Baldry ... now if that don't beat a cuppa ... |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld
1935 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:28:26
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| I think this thread could be this forums 'tramp on the hill' . . . |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:31:21
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How disappointing. I thought there was going to be a short documentary on How to Make a Good Cup of Tea.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5303 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:31:46
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Originally posted by Tombstone Blues
I think this thread could be this forums 'tramp on the hill' . . .
It is certainly starting to look like that isn't it. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
Edited by - Miriam Binder on 25/06/2007 13:34:45 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6419 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:36:25
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Originally posted by Tombstone Blues
I think this thread could be this forums 'tramp on the hill' . . .
Never.
Scratcher made that thread
without Mad Scratcher
you can not Dig it up.
FACT. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6419 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:38:56
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Originally posted by Control Panel
How disappointing. I thought there was going to be a short documentary on How to Make a Good Cup of Tea.
Go to Greggs they will do it for you
at a great price.
Teltley Quality Tea. |
Edited by - long time no see on 25/06/2007 13:39:39 |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:41:57
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You Tube?
Don't go giving LTNS ideas!
Cinematic history will be made by My Visit to Greggs.
Andy Warhol's spirit will be pleased.
INTERIOR. DAY.
"Good morning."
"Good morning."
"What can we do for you today?"
"Have you any danish fresh from the oven?"
"Yes, look we have a new tray of them just arrived."
"How marvellous!"
"Would you like one?
"Yes, please!"
But, of course, this being the London Road, at that very moment there is a beaten-up old Jag spinning out of control, hurtling through the wide open door, flattening a child's double-buggy, and on the sidewalk gunfire breaks out. Ambulances arrive, then squad cars, and, when asked for a statement, LTNS says with a smile, pastry aloft, "all I can say, officer, is that nothing beats a danish from Greggs!" |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6419 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:44:14
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Originally posted by Control Panel
You Tube?
Don't go giving LTNS ideas!
They can not give me ideas.
Sign Of The Times. |
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld
1935 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:49:08
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 13:56:07
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| Tombstone's white panels certainly look like the apparent grim sensation in front of the eyes as death descends. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5303 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 14:03:44
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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No Expert
Barsoom
398 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 14:09:14
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Good god, lets not have lt posting a youtube vid every 2 mins.
I remember the days before he made the quantumn leap in intellect and didn't know how to post pictures. Those were the days. You could read a thread without having big useless puictures stating the bleeding obvious all over the place.
The amount of bandwith wasted by LT's pictures is enough to provide all of Belgium with internet access. The ratio of pics is roughly:
20% Cartoons from newspapers about Tony Blair
20% Front pages from newspapers about Tony Blair
30% Pictures from Big Brother
30% of whatever shop he's advertising.
What a crock of shit. |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 14:09:16
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| These death panels make me think - isn't the hearing the last sensation to go? Even though "dead", the body can register sound for some while. So, woe betide anybody around the bedside who says, "right, that's him gone, let's all go down to Greggs now!" |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1234 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 14:15:34
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| And to think this topic had gone all quiet until Greggs sneakily hiked up the price of the tea. |
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No Expert
Barsoom
398 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 14:21:53
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I dobn't think they put it up
we were lied to from the start
by Gregg's version of Alastair Campbell |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 15:22:55
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| I'm watching the Utube tea making seminar at work with the sound off. Can someone tell me why for the rubber gloves? |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5303 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 15:41:35
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| Protection a'la health and safety ... the kettle is HOT! |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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nightbird
Calaspia
603 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 16:09:52
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Originally posted by Pelagia
I'm watching the Utube tea making seminar at work with the sound off. Can someone tell me why for the rubber gloves?
Aren't they the same Marigolds used when cleaning the toilets? |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5303 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 16:12:06
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Originally posted by nightbird
quote:
Originally posted by Pelagia
I'm watching the Utube tea making seminar at work with the sound off. Can someone tell me why for the rubber gloves?
Aren't they the same Marigolds used when cleaning the toilets?
Shsssshshhhhshshshshshshshs!!!!! |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1234 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 16:47:24
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We do not speak of apportioning the bare minimum of tuna per baguette and pushing it across the surface to make it look more.
I am sure that all safety procedures are followed in all cases, no short cuts taken to achieve this effect. |
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nightbird
Calaspia
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1234 Posts |
Posted - 25/06/2007 : 21:50:50
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Here is a man who has written to Greggs. He does find something to praise while pointing out that, up North, its shops outnumber residents by three to one and that its pasties have the texture of dry skin.
I was certainly unaware of Greggs until LTNS alerted us all to the chain's existence, and it seems that here is something that appears to be a very welcome national joke.
http://20six.co.uk/amillionpieces/art/4078258 |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6419 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 12:00:55
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The London Road store
is a Brighton Local branch.
No time for Bands down here
Greggs are serving customers at this local branch. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5303 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 12:20:52
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Originally posted by long time no see
The London Road store
is a Brighton Local branch.
No time for Bands down here
Greggs are serving customers at this local branch.
Why ever not go for a brass band LTNS ... look they even got a heritage lottery fund grant for it. Heritage Lottery Fund: 16,335
Thinking about it, they could get some of that funding and refurbish the band stand on the seafront. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
Edited by - Miriam Binder on 26/06/2007 12:21:49 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6419 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 13:06:28
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The Seafront Bandstand
is closed.
pathetic New Labour Wrecked Brighton. |
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nightbird
Calaspia
603 Posts |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6419 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 13:25:26
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Originally posted by nightbird
I wish he would put that joint down while doing
Junkies have made Brighton
The Number 1
Junkie Death City of England.
New Labour - Never helping the UK. |
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New Greggs London Road (original thread)
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