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moon23
Calaspia
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 Posted - 02/08/2007 : 10:37:13
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Originally posted by Infinite Poppadum
Here is an article about vegansexuals. Vegans who will not have sex with meat-eaters. Perhaps there are high-principled people who will not have sex with Greggs customers - although I suppose they might make an exception for Milla, if she is willing.
They may not be highly-principled, might just require basic standards of hygiene.
Lets start a Gregs fetish night. |
http://www.moon23.wordpress.com
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 10:40:20
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moon23
Calaspia
699 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 10:51:05
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Originally posted by Pelagia
Moon, what exactly are you suggesting we do with a Greggs sausage roll?
Hot steamy pasties, those uniforms and lines of hungry office workers.. it's a recipe for romance.
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 10:52:13
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a Greggs sausage roll?
Nothing better than a tuna baguette for a good spanking. Greggs bread is guaranteed not to split. |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
 Posted - 02/08/2007 : 10:59:49
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Originally posted by moon23
quote:
Originally posted by Pelagia
Moon, what exactly are you suggesting we do with a Greggs sausage roll?
Hot steamy pasties, those uniforms and lines of hungry office workers.. it's a recipe for romance.
The sort of thing that would be 'only in Brighton'. Could start a trend.
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moon23
Calaspia
699 Posts |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 11:16:46
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Hot Wilburys news. This book appears in the autumn. This firm's books cost a bit but should be an investment.
"TRAVELING WILBURYS BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT
In the week that the long-awaited re-issue of The Traveling Wilburys Volumes 1 and 3 went on sale, Genesis Publications is pleased to announce a long overdue limited edition book on the world's greatest supergroup.
Expected for publication in Autumn 2007, the limited edition Traveling Wilburys book will present a trove of unseen photos and memorabilia from the Harrison estate archives. These will sit alongside classic photos of the band with text drawn from interviews given by the various Wilburys all over the world.
Genesis' books are always special, but in dealing with a collaboration as this, subscribers can expect all the stops to be pulled for a spectacular box set.
Keep an eye on the website for more news in the coming months. "
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 11:26:54
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posted by Infinite Poppadum
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Hot Wilburys news. This book appears in the autumn. This firm's books cost a bit but should be an investment.
Well, that is one book which LTNS won't be able to point out is going for a few quid less at Wal Mart. |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 11:30:14
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Mr Poppadum, you seem to have an unhealthy interest in Greggs tuna baguettes to go! Is there something you would like to share with us? |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 11:31:47
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| Judging by the uniformed staff's enthusiasm for dolloping the stuff on everything/body in sight, I have a terrible feeling that there could be bucketloads of mayo available at the Greggs fetish night. |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 11:44:50
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| Looks as if Greggs excites more passion in Brighton and Hove than the King Alfred! Perhaps will be the place to host the Greggs night? |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 11:57:33
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Surely too much mayo would make for a soggy baguette, thus reducing its effectiveness for delivering a good spanking? And may I ask, is it better with or without the addition of cucumber, sliced or otherwise? |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 12:03:54
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Latest news - Greggs pasties to be used to measure the cost of living - see here:
http://www.hmcm.co.uk/hmcm/news/nosmenu.htm
Of course if this is old news, I do apologise. Greggs seems to be taking off in leaps and bounds publicity wise at the moment - anything to do with this good forum I wonder? |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 13:04:06
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Surely too much mayo would make for a soggy baguette,
Nothing can dent a Greggs baguette. They would be deemed unduly cruel if used in warfare.
Should cucumber have black pepper on it (for general, eating purposes, that is)? |
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Horseman7
Barsoom
United Kingdom
147 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 22:33:56
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The expanding empire (and waistline) of Greggs:
"Special" people are being recruited for Crawley and Horsham outlets.
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 23:01:31
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Shares in Greggs have dropped 4% this week with news of the problems in wheat and diary products, partly caused by the floods.
Will participants in this forum be accused of insider dealing in now talking up the chain's great prospects as a bastion of England's culinary reknown?
Meanwhile, up in Newcastle, Sir Michael is working late, a light pulled over his desk, a spreadsheet in front of him, a calculator at one side, and he has been heard to say, "there's nothing for it now, we're going to have to cut back on the mayo!"
Doesn't look, then, as if it will be in a mood for sponsoring the Greggs fetisch night at the King Alfred. |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 13:39:10
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Originally posted by Control Panel
Shares in Greggs have dropped 4% this week with news of the problems in wheat and diary products, partly caused by the floods.
Will participants in this forum be accused of insider dealing in now talking up the chain's great prospects as a bastion of England's culinary reknown?
Meanwhile, up in Newcastle, Sir Michael is working late, a light pulled over his desk, a spreadsheet in front of him, a calculator at one side, and he has been heard to say, "there's nothing for it now, we're going to have to cut back on the mayo!"
Doesn't look, then, as if it will be in a mood for sponsoring the Greggs fetisch night at the King Alfred.
Just think. Tomorrow is Pride and that had to begin somewhere. The sausage roll and pasty fetish night could become a fixture on the local calender, draw tourists and bring much needed attention to Brighton. Maybe this is an event that will not involve lots of cars. However the queues outside Greggs shops will have to be managed.
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No Expert
Barsoom
398 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 13:41:56
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I prefer a pastie to sex.
But it doesn't half make your willy sore. |
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Daveb
Discworld
1890 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 14:02:32
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Should I mention HP sauce
or would that make things too torrid? |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1166 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 14:40:46
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| It would be a coup if Milla Jovovich opened the night by making her great Greggs debut. That would at last make Brighton a "world class" place. But steps would have to be taken to prevent Simon Fanshawe gatecrashing it and boring her with his usual chat-up line about the Economic Partnership and regeneration. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 15:52:08
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The Chinese could soon have an effect upon the London Road.
The sudden desire of the Chinese to drink moremilk is not met by their lack of cows, and so supplies have been diverted from Europe, where, in Germany, the price has gone up. Likely to happen here, so, combined with the floods, the 75p tea is likely to take a hit, and, with it, bang goes hope of London Road regeneration.
Let's hope the Chinese do not develop a taste for tuna baguettes - or mayo! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2007 : 10:17:40
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| Will the Pride marchers take a diversion to the London Road Greggs to stock up on the cult gay item, Tottenham cake? The one with that bold, proudly pink icing. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1235 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 20:35:39
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Over at the Argus they have woken up belatedly to the momentous matter of tea, and it turns out that the owner of the Southover Street tea shop puts in front of a firing squad anybody who dares to dunk a biscuit on the premises. Firm but fair, I believe it's called.
http://www.theargus.co.uk/display.var.1598959.0.storm_in_a_teacup.php |
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Daveb
Discworld
1890 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 20:40:31
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Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
MB has been spotted posting on this topic.
The cat is out of the teabag. |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6430 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 20:42:33
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'Go Dunk ' elsewhere.
As if that will work. |
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Daveb
Discworld
1890 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 20:46:17
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If them's the house rules then so be it.
As long as all that go there are happy with that, then great.
Being a habitual dunker, I would have to control myself!
Na, never happen. |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6430 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 20:47:28
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Put a Paper over the Cup as you Dunk,
works every time. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 22:59:32
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveb
Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
MB has been spotted posting on this topic.
The cat is out of the teabag.
Remember you heard it here first ...
you've heard of Baywatch, Redwatch ... now there is Mimwatch |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
 Posted - 07/08/2007 : 09:54:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Miriam Binder
quote:
Originally posted by Daveb
Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
MB has been spotted posting on this topic.
The cat is out of the teabag.
Remember you heard it here first ...
you've heard of Baywatch, Redwatch ... now there is Mimwatch
Would that be Mimwatch dot com, dot org or what ?
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