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Daveb
Discworld
1895 Posts |
 Posted - 13/08/2007 : 19:52:24
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Giant pastie with HP sauce and a cup of 75p tea brings internet to a grinding halt!
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We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 19:54:45
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| Oh dear, I thought that the HP sauce had been dicreetly forgotten. |
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Daveb
Discworld
1895 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 19:56:37
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Lashings of HP is essential |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 19:58:35
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| Of course, the HP sauce might find a use at the Greggs fetish night - perhaps as an emollient after the lashings. |
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Daveb
Discworld
1895 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 19:59:35
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| Mayo is used as afterlash! |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:02:25
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| I shouldn't have thought so. It would sting. Orders from Sir Michael Darrington to stint on the oil and bulk it out with vinegar so that the six-monthly balance sheet looks good and there is a hefty dividend for the shareholders who have no concern for the niceties of the Greggs fetish night. Such is human nature. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6444 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:06:44
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Originally posted by Infinite Poppadum
We cannot have that! It is very popular. This time I got through in a quick click. Varies.
All this priceless stuff locked away? Terrible.
This Site Suffers from Big threads that do not work
I can Not Stop Admin from locking it.
Sign Of The Times. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:08:42
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| Everything has been swift the past fifteen minutes. |
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Daveb
Discworld
1895 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:09:48
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Once it has loaded once is refreshes quicker when you return.
Just like a well oiled tuna baguette, |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:14:44
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| Yes, it readily repeats on users - like Greggs products! |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
 Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:15:01
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| Does the Brighton theme night (with or without HP sauce or Tuna Baguette) feature in the results announcement ? |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:17:53
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| Sir Michael Darrington is nervous about any shareholders from the Brighton fetish night turning up at the Annual General Meeting with mayo, baguettes and HP sauce. |
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Daveb
Discworld
1895 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:17:57
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| Inside backpage ad. Very discreet! |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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livewire
Forum Admin
89 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:18:59
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Originally posted by long time no see
This Site Suffers from Big threads that do not work
I can Not Stop Admin from locking it.
Sign Of The Times.
LTNS off on one of his inexplicable tangents again.
I'll remind you
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Any issues regarding deleted posts, threads or members may be raised with admin or a moderator by email. Don't complain about them on the forums. It's boring, pointless and a waste of everybody's time.
Any posts relating to the deletion of posts, threads or members will be deleted forthwith, fifthwith, even.
Thank you, livewire (admin)
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:20:20
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| In view of the notorious state of the baguettes after an hour on the shelf, Sir Michael Darrington has sought to capitalise upon this by providing chairs and tables for an "eat-in facility" to be known as the Rock Hard Café. |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:20:47
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| Went to Henfield today. They have a Truffles there, but no Greggs. They do, however, have a Kebab Knight. There goes the neighbourhood!!! |
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Daveb
Discworld
1895 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:24:11
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Originally posted by Pelagia
Went to Henfield today. They have a Truffles there, but no Greggs. They do, however, have a Kebab Knight. There goes the neighbourhood!!!
Sir Döner of Kebab? |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:25:41
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| It's clear then that LTNS has been scaremongering about locked topics just because he is struggling with something supplied by Clive Sinclair. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6444 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:35:52
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Originally posted by Infinite Poppadum
It's clear then that LTNS has been scaremongering about locked topics
You are not aware of what Admin
have had to do. |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:41:29
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In view of the "scaremongering" going on here, can Admin kindly give us their undertaking that providing no rude words or offensive terms are used on this hilarious and socially enlightening site, that it will not be locked?
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Edited by - Pelagia on 13/08/2007 20:42:07 |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5316 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:42:47
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Originally posted by Pelagia
Went to Henfield today. They have a Truffles there, but no Greggs. They do, however, have a Kebab Knight. There goes the neighbourhood!!!
I wonder if it is a franchise of the establishment going by the same name up in Coombe Terrace. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 20:46:27
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Originally posted by Miriam Binder
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Originally posted by Pelagia
Went to Henfield today. They have a Truffles there, but no Greggs. They do, however, have a Kebab Knight. There goes the neighbourhood!!!
I wonder if it is a franchise of the establishment going by the same name up in Coombe Terrace.
Yup it is, we don't worry about the neighbourhood round 'ere.
They do nice chips apparently. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 21:26:44
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If ever it is hard to get straight to page 39 (and rising), then it is simply a case of clicking on the topic title, then scrolling down quickly to page 39.
Quicker work than digesting a Greggs pasty. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5316 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 22:20:25
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| I reckon most people are still working to digest the one they ingested last week |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 13/08/2007 : 22:42:38
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Scientific research has shown that pythons sleep for a month after mistaking a Greggs pasty in the undergrowth for a grey rat.
How a Greggs pasty gets in the undergrowth is another matter. Perhaps thrown away by a hungry explorer in disgust. |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
Posted - 14/08/2007 : 07:44:32
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Anyone seen a python in London Road that appears to have eaten :
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1237 Posts |
Posted - 14/08/2007 : 08:47:09
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posted by Pelagia
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no rude words or offensive terms
Except, of course, for pasty, mayo, tuna baguette and 75p tea - and London Road, Brighton |
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Daveb
Discworld
1895 Posts |
Posted - 14/08/2007 : 20:31:58
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Perhaps the offensive words are:-
Forfars
Vol-au-Vent
80p Tea
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We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5316 Posts |
Posted - 14/08/2007 : 20:58:35
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| There's a reptile convention taking place in Holland this coming week. Maybe that is where Greggs pasties have vanished to over the past few days. Being used as tranquilisers for the snakes that will be travelling to the convention. It is a well known fact amongst snake fanciers that a comatose snake travels better. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
452 Posts |
Posted - 14/08/2007 : 22:16:10
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Better a Greggs pastie than a Forfars sausage roll (no filling) |
Edited by - Pelagia on 14/08/2007 22:16:40 |
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New Greggs London Road (original thread)
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