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Daveb
Discworld



1895 Posts

Posted - 22/08/2007 :  19:44:04  Show Profile
You have all been out in the sun far too long.

Dive into Greggs and be refreshed.

Rainy days and Mondays I will always have Llamas on my mind!

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 22/08/2007 :  21:21:22  Show Profile
Here is some more on the upstate donut controversy. It is kicking up a storm in America. Typical Argus not to mention it.
Perhaps Councillor Elgood will climb aboard this bandwagon?

http://lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070810/NEWS04/708100404/1027/NEWS11
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Control Panel
Discworld



1166 Posts

Posted - 22/08/2007 :  22:19:02  Show Profile
Does LTNS haev any inside information about an increase in price of the tea?
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5311 Posts

Posted - 22/08/2007 :  22:50:20  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Daveb

You have all been out in the sun far too long.

Dive into Greggs and be refreshed.

Rainy days and Mondays I will always have Llamas on my mind!


"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom



United Kingdom
391 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  08:56:41  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Control Panel

Does LTNS haev any inside information about an increase in price of the tea?



Once again amongst the jokes and banter - this topic highlights a critical topical issue. The price of agricultural products and therefore food items (and that includes milk) are going up.

Was the move from 70p to 75p ahead of its time ?
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6439 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  09:27:01  Show Profile
No
because Forfars charge a Pound for Tea,
for example.
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  09:42:31  Show Profile
But the tea is cheaper - 60p - in Truffles! And in Wethersppon's you get a biscuit and a chance to sit down rather than face the worst that London Road, Brighton can throw at you.
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Borninhove
Calaspia



934 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  10:01:14  Show Profile
Gregg's Profits Rise 34% Over First Half of 2007


Greggs tea only 75p
Greggs tea only 75p
Greggs tea only 75p
Greggs tea only 75p
Greggs tea only 75p
Greggs tea only 75p

LTNS commission rising
Along with Greggs profits
Soon loony moon will attack
Such a large capitalist Evilcorporation
As Greggs

FACT

Valhalla, I am coming!
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  10:11:31  Show Profile
LTNS needs to go over to green tea to sort out his system.
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6439 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  10:13:05  Show Profile
Yes BornInHove they are the Cheapest
and still top Quality Tetley India Tea.

Moon is busy on the National News Section
when his Green Division let him have free time.


Edited by - long time no see on 23/08/2007 10:13:50
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  10:18:20  Show Profile
Yet again LTNS states that Tetley is the best Indian tea without giving any description of makes makes it the best. And what about those who prefer the fuller brew of an African tea? Why isn't the Greggs, London Road, Brighton catering for this taste?
LTNS is taking a blinkered view of the matter in his asserion that anything Greggs does is wonderful. He should venture into Truffles.
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Borninhove
Calaspia



934 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  10:52:43  Show Profile
Tetleys unique blend has 3 main components

• Assam from India for body and strength
• African for the distinctive taste and red colour
• Ceylon for a smooth refreshing finish

FACT!!

But PG Tips is still the best tea


Valhalla, I am coming!

Edited by - Borninhove on 23/08/2007 10:55:07
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6439 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  11:01:16  Show Profile
One of the Best Tea's is Kenyan.

Tetley Tea is a Good Quality
for that bargain price - it is good news for
all in London Road , Brighton.

PG Tips is also good, of course.


Life In The City.
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Borninhove
Calaspia



934 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  11:02:48  Show Profile
Keep the smiles on these ladies' faces
And the rupees jangling in their sari pockets
The extra 5p could go a long way



Life in Camellia sinensis

Valhalla, I am coming!
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  11:40:14  Show Profile
They look all the healthier for not being in the vicinity of Greggs' donuts.
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Daveb
Discworld



1895 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  13:10:28  Show Profile
Would it be the end of the world if Greggs closed or just Llamageddon?

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  13:15:00  Show Profile
Bit of a controversy over at the Argus about Brighton being full of fat people. This letter writer does not exactly mention Greggs but evidently think they are of thesame ilk.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/letters/argusletters/display.var.1638339.0.moyles_was_absolutely_right.php
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Control Panel
Discworld



1166 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  16:01:41  Show Profile
Under what space/time continuum does Greggs operate?

On its tills there goes across the LCD the phrase "got to get to Greggs".

But, at that point, the customers have got to Greggs.

The display should be amended forthwith to read:
"got to get out of Greggs".
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The Duke of Uranus
Barsoom



293 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  16:33:49  Show Profile
quote:
Under what space/time continuum does Greggs operate?

On its tills there goes across the LCD the phrase "got to get to Greggs".


You may read it as that but, in FACT, they are displaying subliminal meesages such as "Great Value Tea" and "Go On Buy a Pastie as Well".
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  17:06:25  Show Profile
Yes, and LTNS was one of those caught by the occasional subliminal message: "do everything in your power to promote Greggs and we will give you a jam donut".

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Control Panel
Discworld



1166 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  18:02:38  Show Profile
The subliminal message plot has backfired on Greggs because they got lumbered with LTNS and his methods of promoting the firm have turned it into a national laughing-stock - and in Wales as well, and there are strong comments made about it in Scotland now.

Cheeseparing (so to speak) Greggs did not look ahead and work out a way of deacivating such unsatisfactory agents as LTNS.
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Daveb
Discworld



1895 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  20:24:06  Show Profile
He will be on their hit list.
Greggs have a specially squad to deal with dodgy promoters.
He will be topped..................with Mayo!

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 23/08/2007 :  20:32:26  Show Profile
posted by daveb

quote:
he will be topped..................with mayo!


That can only be an improvement
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Control Panel
Discworld



1166 Posts

Posted - 24/08/2007 :  12:51:08  Show Profile
Here is an account of a cook who was in effect booted out by a privatised school kitchen and palmed off with the prospect of an interview at... Greggs. She won at the Tribunal and saw off the kitchen firm's appeal.

www.employmentappeals.gov.uk/ Public/Upload/EAT890022622003.doc
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 24/08/2007 :  15:06:44  Show Profile
Newcomers might like to know that long time no see started this Topic a few months ago, when it was titled 70p tea; then he was obliged to revise it to 75p and now, in a short time, it has leapt to 80p.

It is a grim look-out for the London Road, Brighton.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5311 Posts

Posted - 24/08/2007 :  15:08:52  Show Profile
Sheesh .. those 5 pence increments certainly mount up.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 24/08/2007 :  15:52:31  Show Profile
So much for Greggs economy of scale... Greggs charges more than a genuine, local firm Truffles, which also offers good bread.

Well done, Truffles. Close the door quick if you see LTNS coming you way. He will be spying for the opposition.
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Daveb
Discworld



1895 Posts

Posted - 24/08/2007 :  19:22:41  Show Profile
All dis infla tion
cause dehydration
cross de nation

Greggs reggae store could be a winner?

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld



1237 Posts

Posted - 24/08/2007 :  20:51:23  Show Profile
If Greggs were to go fully along this Jamiacan route that might find them selling substances which would have Sir Michael Darrington stripped of his knighthood (and beaten with a tuna baguette for good measure).
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No Expert
Barsoom



398 Posts

Posted - 24/08/2007 :  22:12:14  Show Profile
Ha ha ha! It's 80p now!

a 14% increase in a matter of months.

DON'T GO!
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