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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
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Posted - 18/04/2009 : 18:01:56
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You are in error all prices in every place have gone up. A Cup Of Tea covers many costs, as you well know, but still the best value in this city for just 89p for a Quality Tea is from Greggs.
Life In The City. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Posted - 19/04/2009 : 09:20:35
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I am surprised that LTNS did not alert eaters to this new advertising series by Greggs which, astonishingly, promises higher-quality bread for the sandwiches. Which only goes to prove what we have all said, that the current bread is poor.
Can we have an expert view soon on the Belgian triple muffin? This is perhaps a remnant of Greggs's doomed plans to invade Belgium.
http://www.marketingmagazine.co.uk/news/896829/Greggs-rolls-ads-focusing-quality/ |
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Pelagia
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Posted - 19/04/2009 : 10:10:37
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I think I shall try the Belgian triple muffin, purely as an experimental exercise you all understand. It's a lousy job, but somebody has to do it, if only for the sake of the other forumites.
I shall probably try one sometime next week, and shall let you have my opnion. |
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Pelagia
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Posted - 19/04/2009 : 10:15:19
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Pelagia
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Fluffy Sheep
Discworld

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Posted - 19/04/2009 : 18:36:49
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| People actually EAT those? |
Row faster, slaves! Caesar wants to waterski! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Posted - 20/04/2009 : 09:05:26
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quote: Originally posted by Pelagia
Follow this linke:
http://www.greggsthebakers.co.uk/news/index.php
Is this the actual triple Belgian muffin? and no disgusting remarks about what it looks like,please!
Interesting that Greggs has the phrase "non-rejector of Greggs" for what everybody else calls customer.
So the rejectors have struck a corporate nerve despite all of LTNS's efforts to force the Belgian triple muffin down every gullet across the nation. |
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Control Panel
Discworld

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Posted - 20/04/2009 : 12:01:25
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| It looks to me that If the Belgians had any of the triple muffins in 1914, they could have hurled these at the Germans, seen them off swiftly, and world history would have taken a different course. |
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Daveb
Earthsea

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Posted - 20/04/2009 : 12:59:30
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Indeed. The 1st Belgian Muffin Brigade was not formed until 1923. It was later disbanded due to health reasons. |
We're all doomed! Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
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Posted - 20/04/2009 : 15:34:20
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quote: Originally posted by Fluffy Sheep
People actually EAT those?
Fluffy we are stuck in a New Labour Depression so yes Bargain Quality Food is needed more than ever.
Sign Of The Times. |
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Furzewick
Barsoom

United Kingdom
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Posted - 20/04/2009 : 16:53:25
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quote: Originally posted by Daveb
Indeed. The 1st Belgian Muffin Brigade was not formed until 1923. It was later disbanded due to health reasons.
And this is not to be confused with the infamous Landcomponent Regiment Jagers de Wafel - Brussels (Chasseurs à Gaufre de Bruxelles) |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Posted - 20/04/2009 : 17:54:38
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| If an army marches on its stomach then only the kamikaze section would award Greggs the catering contract. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Posted - 22/04/2009 : 06:07:42
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Although the Earth-like planet Gliese 581 e has been discovered, the astronomers' telescope is not powerful enough to detect whether the planet has gone the whole hog and includes branches of Greggs.
Perhaps, however, it is the very presence of Greggs on this planet which has made potential visitors from other planets give this one a wide berth. "Agh!, pasties!" goes the cry at the steering column and they head off into the darkness.
The exception to this could be Roger French. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Furzewick
Barsoom

United Kingdom
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Posted - 25/04/2009 : 16:45:39
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quote: Originally posted by Furzewick
Tweet Tweet ! http://twitter.com/greggsthebaker
Sounds as if orders have gone out at Greggs HQ for staff to talk up the stores on Twitter. But it doesn't look as if there are many real people signing up there for alerts about Greggs thoughts every second of the day.
The discerning can check in here for more considered thoughts upon the tragic phenomenon that is Greggs plc. |
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Daveb
Earthsea

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Control Panel
Discworld

1504 Posts |
Posted - 26/04/2009 : 16:10:47
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| Only when we have eliminated the possibily can we be sure that Greggs products have not played a part is the rise of swine flu. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Infinite Poppadum
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Infinite Poppadum
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Daveb
Earthsea

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Posted - 29/04/2009 : 13:08:13
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| I may have been mistaken but I thought I heard an advert on Southern FM for Greggs Cheese & Onion Pasties at 99p. |
We're all doomed! Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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No Expert
Calaspia

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Posted - 29/04/2009 : 14:05:35
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| They'll be 1.08 by the time you get there. A bit like their ever more expensive tea, which goes up in price despite deflation across the UK.. Oh Greggs. |
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Edwin the Scot
Barsoom

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Posted - 30/04/2009 : 09:26:43
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| With fears about swine flu growing, will Greggs announce how much pork there is in its products? |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/05/2009 : 13:51:32
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quote: Originally posted by Daveb
I may have been mistaken but I thought I heard an advert on Southern FM for Greggs Cheese & Onion Pasties at 99p.
Yes 99p is on there windows. A Ideal snack. |
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Control Panel
Discworld

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Posted - 01/05/2009 : 17:56:37
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quote: Originally posted by long time no see
quote: Originally posted by Daveb
I may have been mistaken but I thought I heard an advert on Southern FM for Greggs Cheese & Onion Pasties at 99p.
Yes 99p is on there windows. A Ideal snack.
"there windows"? That doesn't make sense unless you meant "them there windows".
It is well known that too many pasties can lead eaters to confuse adverb and possessive. |
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No Expert
Calaspia

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Posted - 01/05/2009 : 19:56:44
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Leave LT alone. He does a lot of good work for the forum.
A bit like Joanna Lumley with the gherkins. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

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Posted - 01/05/2009 : 20:00:15
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quote: Originally posted by Control Panel
quote: Originally posted by long time no see
quote: Originally posted by Daveb
I may have been mistaken but I thought I heard an advert on Southern FM for Greggs Cheese & Onion Pasties at 99p.
Yes 99p is on there windows. A Ideal snack.
"there windows"? That doesn't make sense unless you meant "them there windows".
It is well known that too many pasties can lead eaters to confuse adverb and possessive.
It must have been a particularly strong pasty LTNS ate before his posting.
It should of course be "An Ideal snack" or even "An ideal snack".
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Daveb
Earthsea

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Posted - 02/05/2009 : 09:10:47
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| I am somewhat troubled about the correct spelling of Pasty and the plurals. Is it pasties or Pastys. I need to know for bulk buying in readiness of the swine Flu curfew. |
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Control Panel
Discworld

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Posted - 02/05/2009 : 09:20:36
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quote: Originally posted by Daveb
I am somewhat troubled about the correct spelling of Pasty and the plurals. Is it pasties or Pastys. I need to know for bulk buying in readiness of the swine Flu curfew.
There is another angle. We'll know that civilisation has hit rock bottom when going into a French bar and asking for a "pastis" -and instead of handing over an aniseed-tasting drink, the innkeeper proffers a leathery item in a Greggs bag. |
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