1= I bet you were not so fat when you joined up!! 2=I dropped my spliff and my foot hit the accelerator! 3 no course there are no warrants for me well not here anyway --------------------------------------------------------------------- when stopped for speeding I was trying to keep up with the cars in front,yes well I know you cant see any ;thats how slow I was ------------------------------------------------------------------ officer I cant get out my car I got a bag of cocaine under my seat please dont look in the trunk I got a body in there the police officer calls for back up and the chief inspector arrives checks the trunk and under your seat and says there is no cocaine and there is no body!! you tell him I bet the bastard told you I was speeding as well
Q= whens the next policemans ball? A= policemen dont have balls I am only joking "Dingo" thought I would bring a bit of humour on the forum as I cant find the humour thread anymore!!
What not to say to a policeman
Posted - 11/06/2008 : 20:54:35
