I had thought that a humurous page might help to lesson the day to day burdens that one encounters...........so here goes and please feel free to add your contributions.
Research has proved that 22% of men like girls with big legs and 34% of men like girls with slender legs, and the rest said they liked something in between.
At a political rally the Labour Party man was claiming that the that the Blair Government was the best Government that the UK ever had. "Blair should be bloody well hung!" shouted a heckler. A female voice from the back cried out "He is. He is!"
A Jewish nymphomaniac is one who will let her husband make love to her after she's just returned from the beauty parlour.
Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying? A: His lips are moving.
The Rifle Club invited Jack to a small bore shooting competition. When he arrived they stood him on a box and began firing at him.
"I think you should know before we go too far, I'm a lesbian." "That's OK, I've got a cousin in Beirut."
"Are you a virgin?" "Yes, but I'm not a fanatic about it."
How can we solve the World's problems? Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
A tortoise had been raped by two snails. "Describe them." demanded the police. "I can't" said the tortoise, "it happened too fast."
What's the difference between 'erotic' and 'kinky'? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
A man in a Japenese resturant calls to the waiter, "This chicken is rubbery." The waiter smiled and said "Ah, thank you very much."
Thank you Mim's. I was unaware of this as all I can get is 'LOCAL' & 'NATIONAL'. I have tried to other slots but still no joy. Perhaps you can assist please.
In the meantime other posters please go to the "DINGO" thread.....wherever that is !
BRIGHTEN UP A DULL DAY
Posted - 05/07/2008 : 15:46:00
