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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
 Posted - 30/05/2007 : 20:41:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Control Panel
How long until LTNS signs up for a ban of all tea-drinking on health grounds?
You can Drink what you want,
but soon you will be arrrested for pathetic Rotten Smoking
if you break the new laws that come in. |
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Borninhove
Calaspia
878 Posts |
Posted - 31/05/2007 : 07:49:46
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Originally posted by moon23
Many non-smokers will face threatening and rude behavior if they ask chav smokers to stop. This helpline allows justice to prevail.
Why would they be asking the smokers to stop? That is not their job. That is the landlord's job. And what's all this "chav" business?
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"I say, Moonie, old bean. That chap over there looks like he's about to light up!"
"Crikey, Sebastian, I think you're right! He's breaking the law, the rotter! I would jolly well go over there and give him a piece of my mind if he didn't look so beastly rough and working class."
"Yes, he is a dreadful little oik, isn't he. And look at that ghastly shellsuit. I bet it's drenched in Axe. I should give him a ruddy bunch of fives for daring to smoke in OUR presence!! That would teach him to know his place."
"Steady on, Seb, old chap, we don't want to get duffed up. Look at that girl with him. She looks jolly scary. Those fingernails could do some serious damage ... I KNOW!!! ... 0800 587 166!!! This helpline helps justice to prevail!"
"Wizzard wheeze, Moonie! Can't let these grotty little chavs pollute OUR air!"
"Right on, matey!!"
They high-five in a particularly inept way
Never mind, moonie, if those big tough chavs are too much for you, here are a couple of evil smokers you can safely deal with on your own:
Evil pathetic law-breakers! Justice will prevail!! I am moon and you will respect my authoritay! |
 Valhalla, I am coming! |
Edited by - Borninhove on 31/05/2007 13:08:51 |
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The Duke of Uranus
Barsoom
293 Posts |
Posted - 31/05/2007 : 09:05:23
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
Posted - 31/05/2007 : 12:33:08
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pathetic Rotten Smokers
can buy the new NHS pill for £2 a day. |
Edited by - long time no see on 31/05/2007 12:33:33 |
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Arthur
Alagaësía
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Posted - 31/05/2007 : 22:22:18
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quote:
Originally posted by long time no see
quote:
Originally posted by Control Panel
How long until LTNS signs up for a ban of all tea-drinking on health grounds?
You can Drink what you want,
but soon you will be arrrested for pathetic Rotten Smoking
if you break the new laws that come in.
And I bet you're an ex forty a day man. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2007 : 09:24:23
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Snoopers will be watching outside Pubs
if those Dirty pathetic Smokers stubb it out on the pavement
they will get a £80 Fine.
Good Move. |
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moon23
Calaspia
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2007 : 12:24:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Borninhove
quote:
Originally posted by moon23
Many non-smokers will face threatening and rude behavior if they ask chav smokers to stop. This helpline allows justice to prevail.
Why would they be asking the smokers to stop? That is not their job. That is the landlord's job. And what's all this "chav" business?
quote:
"I say, Moonie, old bean. That chap over there looks like he's about to light up!"
"Crikey, Sebastian, I think you're right! He's breaking the law, the rotter! I would jolly well go over there and give him a piece of my mind if he didn't look so beastly rough and working class."
"Yes, he is a dreadful little oik, isn't he. And look at that ghastly shellsuit. I bet it's drenched in Axe. I should give him a ruddy bunch of fives for daring to smoke in OUR presence!! That would teach him to know his place."
"Steady on, Seb, old chap, we don't want to get duffed up. Look at that girl with him. She looks jolly scary. Those fingernails could do some serious damage ... I KNOW!!! ... 0800 587 166!!! This helpline helps justice to prevail!"
"Wizzard wheeze, Moonie! Can't let these grotty little chavs pollute OUR air!"
"Right on, matey!!"
They high-five in a particularly inept way
Never mind, moonie, if those big tough chavs are too much for you, here are a couple of evil smokers you can safely deal with on your own:
Evil pathetic law-breakers! Justice will prevail!! I am moon and you will respect my authoritay!
Crikey I don't think I could handle the later, looks like she might gum me to death. |
http://www.moon23.wordpress.com
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Control Panel
Discworld
1158 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2007 : 12:39:28
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No Expert
Barsoom
390 Posts |
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Daveb
Discworld
1869 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2007 : 13:30:15
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It can be harse if the dog is well trained.
Due to the inconsiderate few, all will be trated the same.
"Guide dogs will be exempt from all the dog control orders."
This amused me.
99% of the time they will be attached to their owners when in public.
If not then the owner could be in a bit of bother.
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We're all doomed! |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5244 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2007 : 15:19:30
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| I wouldn't mind this so much of only they provided 'Dog Parks' ... grassed and fenced areas where dogs can be free to have a good run without having to deal with hysterical children and their even more hysterical mothers/fathers assorted relatives. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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nightbird
Calaspia
603 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2007 : 16:45:54
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveb
It can be harse if the dog is well trained.
Due to the inconsiderate few, all will be trated the same.
"Guide dogs will be exempt from all the dog control orders."
This amused me.
99% of the time they will be attached to their owners when in public.
If not then the owner could be in a bit of bother.
What happens if your dog smokes aswell 
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Edited by - nightbird on 02/06/2007 07:26:12 |
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moon23
Calaspia
649 Posts |
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Borninhove
Calaspia
878 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 12:30:23
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| I wonder if Brighton will follow the example of Southern California and make the beach a no-smoking zone, too. That will not make the hophead students happy. |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 12:42:02
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Originally posted by Borninhove
I wonder if Brighton will follow the example of Southern California and make the beach a no-smoking zone, too. That will not make the hophead students happy.
No. |
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nightbird
Calaspia
603 Posts |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2007 : 03:20:36
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Yes Scotland needs it
more. |
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nightbird
Calaspia
603 Posts |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1222 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 07:45:48
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| There are also too many biscuits in supermarkets. These should be reduced. Looks at all those teenage girls who reveal their midriffs when they are too fat to justify doing so. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 07:47:39
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Very Soon
CafeNero - Western Road
will have stop those pathetic Rotten Smokers.
Roll on this sunday 1st of July.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5244 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 07:48:15
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| No fun in revealing a midriff is there is nothing there now is there ... |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5244 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 07:49:13
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| Who is up for a smokathon on Saturday? |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Daveb
Discworld
1869 Posts |
Posted - 26/06/2007 : 13:12:42
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Breathing and farting expel Carbon Dioxide.
Ban humans and beans.
No more human beans |
We're all doomed! |
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld
1898 Posts |
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld
1898 Posts |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
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The Duke of Uranus
Barsoom
293 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2007 : 13:01:22
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quote:
Her view is wrong.
You will have No right
to pathetic Smoke in Pubs soon.
Life In The City.
It's true because LT said it!
Meanwhile, Greggs have never allowed patheticrottenfilthysmokers to indulge their patheticrottenfilthyhabit on their premises. This shows their commitment to great tea, great pastries and great health for great britian.
Lets hear it for greggs! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6321 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2007 : 13:06:31
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quote:
Originally posted by The Duke of Uranus
It's true because LT said it!
Bang On right. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1222 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2007 : 16:20:11
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Once again, it's Greggs to the rescue!
Some say that their products taste as if you could smoke them. Therefore, all that is necessary is to take a batch of pasties to the pub, and when an urge to smoke comes on, simply take a bite, and there will be a nicotine high.
It might look odd to have a Greggs pasty at one side in the Hotel du Vin's restaurant, but that is
Sign
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld
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Smoking Ban
