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Tombstone Blues
Discworld



1933 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  09:15:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, we went out last night to lament the passing of the british pub. We went to the type of old-fashioned place, full of character, that'll probably fade away once the health nazi law comes in.

I hope that if LTNS ever meets Tony Blair he'll give him a BIG HUG and say "Thanks very much, Tone, for making life difficult for those pathetic rotten smokers"
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6407 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  09:22:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tombstone Blues

Well, we went out last night to lament the passing of the british pub. We went to the type of old-fashioned place, full of character, that'll probably fade away




No one will Fade

Many pathetic Rotten Smokers will get Arrested
as they make a last stand.

And CafeNero
Western Road will not be a Death Trap to work in.


Life In The City.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6407 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  09:24:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
As for Blair he is a War Criminal
if he was on Fire I would not piss on him.
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld



1933 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  09:26:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
But. his government is responsible for the health nazi law, LTNS, surely you approve of him doing that?
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6407 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  09:31:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tombstone Blues

But. his government is responsible for



So Freaking What,
It does not change the Fact
that Evil Blair is a War Criminal.
And on a Hit List.
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Control Panel
Discworld



1164 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  21:36:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It will soon be the witching hour.

Deep breaths, LTNS!
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6407 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  21:44:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Control Panel

It will soon be the witching hour.

Deep breaths, LTNS!




Yes I will soon
be Able To Arrest Tombstone
if he wants to Break our Laws.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 30/06/2007 :  21:49:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I bet his nose is itching to start twitching

He'll be stocking up on cheap lighters ready to catch out any unprepared rotten pathetic smokers!

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld



1933 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  03:28:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've just got in from a club and we were smoking well past midnight.

Broken the law already - Ha HAAAA!
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B.O.B.
Alagaësía



60 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  06:24:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
pathetic
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nightbird
Calaspia



603 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  07:51:34  Show Profile  Send nightbird an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yes it is pathetic this demonetisation of smokers over and above those that consume alcohol, religion, political beliefs and obesity.
Lets all become obedient monks to hate and discrimination, thats the way the world seems to be heading at the moment.
We are all going to regret this and what it gives birth too in the future.....

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article2010073.ece

Edited by - nightbird on 01/07/2007 07:54:33
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Martha Gunn
Barsoom



204 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  09:11:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tombstone Blues

I've just got in from a club and we were smoking well past midnight.

Broken the law already - Ha HAAAA!



well as the law only came into effect at 6:00hrs this morning, in terms of being an anacharist, you are in dubious company...


Edited by - Martha Gunn on 01/07/2007 09:12:54
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  09:24:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's my boy Martha ... here is Tombstone convinced he is a rebel and you go and spoil it all with FACTS!

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6407 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  09:54:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Everyone knows it started at 6AM this morning
it was on every Radio and TV news.

Cafe Nero Western Road
is now free from the pathetic Rotten Smokers.

Sign Of The Times.

Edited by - long time no see on 01/07/2007 09:56:01
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  10:03:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Got your cheapo lighters yet LTNS, to catch out any unprepared rotten pathetic smokers!

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin

Edited by - Miriam Binder on 01/07/2007 10:03:54
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld



1933 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  10:23:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Martha Gunn

quote:
Originally posted by Tombstone Blues

I've just got in from a club and we were smoking well past midnight.

Broken the law already - Ha HAAAA!



well as the law only came into effect at 6:00hrs this morning, in terms of being an anacharist, you are in dubious company...





Funnily enough, I was thinking of Rik (the bit about the TV licence) when I posted that . . .

Sometimes you just can't get tone of voice across in a post.

Mind you, it is pathetic that all you have do is light a ciggie to be a lawbreaker now.

Dare I say it?

Sign Of The Times
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flaming pie
Alagaësía



89 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  10:26:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - i'm going to have a smoke free pint at lunch time
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  10:43:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
make the most of it ... soon it will be an alcohol free pint as well.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
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Daveb
Discworld



1884 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  10:48:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Free Pints!

I'm off to the pub!

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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FUBAR
Barsoom



391 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  10:49:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I should enjoy your pint while you can. I have it on good authority that the government are planning to introduce limits on alcohol consumption. Following through on their passing the no smoking bill a new no alcohol in public places bill is on the way. It will run alongside with the introduction of rationing so you are allowed up to 10 units a week that must be taken in approved premises only after you register as an alcoholic and refuse any further medical assistance of any type for you or any member of your family.This will be followed by a no gathering in groups of over 10 bill, the banning of colours bill, the you don't need a car but I do bill and the ever popular who needs a political party except Labour bill. The future is ours and it's all grey........


I came into the world with nothing and still have most of it left..
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Daveb
Discworld



1884 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  10:51:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hope that gun does not have two smoking barrels!

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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n/a
deleted



240 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  12:05:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And now, if they are really serious about protecting our health they should be doing something about cutting pollution as well, that it is probably worse.
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Daveb
Discworld



1884 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  19:00:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Everything is bad for you
Including breathing
It produces CO2

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  19:07:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey peeps, I have news for you ... life is one sure fire way of dying. If you want to prevent dying, easy solution is ... just don't allow yourself to be born.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6407 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  19:24:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Daveb

Everything is bad for you
Including breathing
It produces CO2




Sure
But not as Bad as Smokers.

The Workers in the Western Road Cafe Nero can breath at last
no pathetic Rotten Smokers.
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FUBAR
Barsoom



391 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  20:02:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
The Workers in the Western Road Cafe Nero can breath at last
no pathetic Rotten Smokers.


For now. A new government advisory is to be dispensed regarding the apparant stimulant effects of coffee drinking. With smoking being banned a rise in public agitation is being predicted so in an attempt to stem this the government is looking at banning coffee and tea due to the caffeine stimulation increasing an already over agitated public.....

I came into the world with nothing and still have most of it left..
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Daveb
Discworld



1884 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  20:14:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How many spoons of Prozac with your tea Sir?

AAHHHHHH Prozac!

We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6407 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  20:20:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FUBAR

quote:
The Workers in the Western Road Cafe Nero can breath at last
no pathetic Rotten Smokers.


For now. A new government advisory is to be dispensed regarding the apparant stimulant effects of




Very Funny

Also Utter Bollocks

The UK is in a AmericanIraq War
Un-Elected Brown is stuck in Blair mess.

It is Lucky the Smoking Ban was set up a long time ago.

Deal With It.

Edited by - long time no see on 01/07/2007 20:26:11
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FUBAR
Barsoom



391 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  20:43:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It isn't funny....err I mean it isn't bollocks. I deal with it just fine as I don't smoke, I am merely postulating the next target for our sanctimonious government and their meddling advisors. After all a Puritan is a person who thinks that somewhere, somehow, someone is enjoying themselves..........

I came into the world with nothing and still have most of it left..
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea



United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2007 :  20:46:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You might as well talk to a wall Fubar ... The applauders seem incapable of seeing beyond today.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
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