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Tombstone Blues
Discworld

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Posted - 30/06/2007 : 09:15:04
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Well, we went out last night to lament the passing of the british pub. We went to the type of old-fashioned place, full of character, that'll probably fade away once the health nazi law comes in.
I hope that if LTNS ever meets Tony Blair he'll give him a BIG HUG and say "Thanks very much, Tone, for making life difficult for those pathetic rotten smokers" |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6407 Posts |
Posted - 30/06/2007 : 09:22:00
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quote: Originally posted by Tombstone Blues
Well, we went out last night to lament the passing of the british pub. We went to the type of old-fashioned place, full of character, that'll probably fade away
No one will Fade
Many pathetic Rotten Smokers will get Arrested as they make a last stand.
And CafeNero Western Road will not be a Death Trap to work in.
Life In The City. |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6407 Posts |
Posted - 30/06/2007 : 09:24:12
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As for Blair he is a War Criminal if he was on Fire I would not piss on him. |
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld

1933 Posts |
Posted - 30/06/2007 : 09:26:40
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| But. his government is responsible for the health nazi law, LTNS, surely you approve of him doing that? |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6407 Posts |
Posted - 30/06/2007 : 09:31:42
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quote: Originally posted by Tombstone Blues
But. his government is responsible for
So Freaking What, It does not change the Fact that Evil Blair is a War Criminal. And on a Hit List. |
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Control Panel
Discworld

1164 Posts |
Posted - 30/06/2007 : 21:36:35
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It will soon be the witching hour.
Deep breaths, LTNS! |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6407 Posts |
Posted - 30/06/2007 : 21:44:14
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quote: Originally posted by Control Panel
It will soon be the witching hour.
Deep breaths, LTNS!
Yes I will soon be Able To Arrest Tombstone if he wants to Break our Laws. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea

United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 30/06/2007 : 21:49:45
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I bet his nose is itching to start twitching
 He'll be stocking up on cheap lighters ready to catch out any unprepared rotten pathetic smokers! |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld

1933 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 03:28:06
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I've just got in from a club and we were smoking well past midnight.
Broken the law already - Ha HAAAA! |
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B.O.B.
Alagaësía

60 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 06:24:44
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nightbird
Calaspia

603 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 07:51:34
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Yes it is pathetic this demonetisation of smokers over and above those that consume alcohol, religion, political beliefs and obesity. Lets all become obedient monks to hate and discrimination, thats the way the world seems to be heading at the moment. We are all going to regret this and what it gives birth too in the future.....
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article2010073.ece |
Edited by - nightbird on 01/07/2007 07:54:33 |
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Martha Gunn
Barsoom

204 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 09:11:37
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quote: Originally posted by Tombstone Blues
I've just got in from a club and we were smoking well past midnight.
Broken the law already - Ha HAAAA!
well as the law only came into effect at 6:00hrs this morning, in terms of being an anacharist, you are in dubious company...
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Edited by - Martha Gunn on 01/07/2007 09:12:54 |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea

United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 09:24:34
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| That's my boy Martha ... here is Tombstone convinced he is a rebel and you go and spoil it all with FACTS! |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6407 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 09:54:46
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Everyone knows it started at 6AM this morning it was on every Radio and TV news.
Cafe Nero Western Road is now free from the pathetic Rotten Smokers.
Sign Of The Times. |
Edited by - long time no see on 01/07/2007 09:56:01 |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea

United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 10:03:29
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 Got your cheapo lighters yet LTNS, to catch out any unprepared rotten pathetic smokers!
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
Edited by - Miriam Binder on 01/07/2007 10:03:54 |
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Tombstone Blues
Discworld

1933 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 10:23:43
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quote: Originally posted by Martha Gunn
quote: Originally posted by Tombstone Blues
I've just got in from a club and we were smoking well past midnight.
Broken the law already - Ha HAAAA!
well as the law only came into effect at 6:00hrs this morning, in terms of being an anacharist, you are in dubious company...

Funnily enough, I was thinking of Rik (the bit about the TV licence) when I posted that . . .
Sometimes you just can't get tone of voice across in a post.
Mind you, it is pathetic that all you have do is light a ciggie to be a lawbreaker now.
Dare I say it?
Sign Of The Times |
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Alagaësía

89 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 10:26:45
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| Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - i'm going to have a smoke free pint at lunch time |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea

United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 10:43:02
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| make the most of it ... soon it will be an alcohol free pint as well. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Daveb
Discworld

1884 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 10:48:53
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Free Pints!
I'm off to the pub! |
We're all doomed! Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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FUBAR
Barsoom

391 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 10:49:04
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I should enjoy your pint while you can. I have it on good authority that the government are planning to introduce limits on alcohol consumption. Following through on their passing the no smoking bill a new no alcohol in public places bill is on the way. It will run alongside with the introduction of rationing so you are allowed up to 10 units a week that must be taken in approved premises only after you register as an alcoholic and refuse any further medical assistance of any type for you or any member of your family.This will be followed by a no gathering in groups of over 10 bill, the banning of colours bill, the you don't need a car but I do bill and the ever popular who needs a political party except Labour bill. The future is ours and it's all grey........ 
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I came into the world with nothing and still have most of it left.. |
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Daveb
Discworld

1884 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 10:51:20
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| Hope that gun does not have two smoking barrels! |
We're all doomed! Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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240 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 12:05:18
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| And now, if they are really serious about protecting our health they should be doing something about cutting pollution as well, that it is probably worse. |
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Daveb
Discworld

1884 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 19:00:58
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Everything is bad for you Including breathing It produces CO2 |
We're all doomed! Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea

United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 19:07:56
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| Hey peeps, I have news for you ... life is one sure fire way of dying. If you want to prevent dying, easy solution is ... just don't allow yourself to be born. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6407 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 19:24:09
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quote: Originally posted by Daveb
Everything is bad for you Including breathing It produces CO2
Sure But not as Bad as Smokers.
The Workers in the Western Road Cafe Nero can breath at last no pathetic Rotten Smokers. |
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FUBAR
Barsoom

391 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 20:02:51
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quote: The Workers in the Western Road Cafe Nero can breath at last no pathetic Rotten Smokers.
For now. A new government advisory is to be dispensed regarding the apparant stimulant effects of coffee drinking. With smoking being banned a rise in public agitation is being predicted so in an attempt to stem this the government is looking at banning coffee and tea due to the caffeine stimulation increasing an already over agitated public.....  |
I came into the world with nothing and still have most of it left.. |
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Daveb
Discworld

1884 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 20:14:07
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How many spoons of Prozac with your tea Sir?
AAHHHHHH Prozac! |
We're all doomed! Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6407 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 20:20:39
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quote: Originally posted by FUBAR
quote: The Workers in the Western Road Cafe Nero can breath at last no pathetic Rotten Smokers.
For now. A new government advisory is to be dispensed regarding the apparant stimulant effects of
Very Funny
Also Utter Bollocks
The UK is in a AmericanIraq War Un-Elected Brown is stuck in Blair mess.
It is Lucky the Smoking Ban was set up a long time ago.
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Edited by - long time no see on 01/07/2007 20:26:11 |
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FUBAR
Barsoom

391 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 20:43:04
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It isn't funny....err I mean it isn't bollocks. I deal with it just fine as I don't smoke, I am merely postulating the next target for our sanctimonious government and their meddling advisors. After all a Puritan is a person who thinks that somewhere, somehow, someone is enjoying themselves..........  |
I came into the world with nothing and still have most of it left.. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea

United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2007 : 20:46:30
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| You might as well talk to a wall Fubar ... The applauders seem incapable of seeing beyond today. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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