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Daveb
Earthsea
2211 Posts |
Posted - 20/04/2007 : 21:56:18
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| If the Y-fronts stick the windows of Aldi then they need to be changed. |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Denise
Barsoom
129 Posts |
 Posted - 20/04/2007 : 21:57:40
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Originally posted by Daveb
Should the Yarmouth branch not be known as the Y-Fronts?
To be brief that is?
Are you trying to cause a split? |
Voice of Reason / Norfolk Unity |
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Daveb
Earthsea
2211 Posts |
Posted - 20/04/2007 : 22:03:51
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I did not relise the Y-fronts were affiliated to the PLO or the Popular Brighton Front.
All I know is there is load of Fronts out there.
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We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1213 Posts |
Posted - 20/04/2007 : 22:19:39
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| However split the Y-Fronts and the other factions might be, it still looks as if New Labour's elastic has gone. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5815 Posts |
Posted - 20/04/2007 : 22:29:41
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| HA! That explains the dro(o)p ... |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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BLONDIE
Barsoom
210 Posts |
Posted - 22/04/2007 : 03:02:25
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| Are we talking of a horizontal or vertical plane? |
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Daveb
Earthsea
2211 Posts |
Posted - 26/04/2007 : 20:19:52
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Breaking news!
There is now an Unpopular Peoples Youth Orientated Unisex Rebellion Sect affilated to the Northern Agnositc Zionest Infidels
Commonly known as UPYOURS NAZI   |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
Posted - 28/04/2007 : 10:56:06
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The Argus Forums are doing well. This is what happened after clicking on a link :
Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Can't connect to MySQL server on '172.25.0.35' (4) in /home/web/phpbb/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 48
Fatal error: Call to undefined function message_die() in /home/web/phpbb/htdocs/includes/db.php on line 63 |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
 Posted - 13/06/2007 : 20:02:23
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There was an advertising campaign which used the phrase : Priceless
That is how I would describe this, copied shamelessly from the Argus website.
http://tinyurl.com/yr4gmc
Try these sample questions to see if your English is good enough for you to call yourself a journalist:
1. Is a woman from the Philipines termed a Filipino or a Filipina ?
2. Is the plural of question spelled question's or questions ?
3. To write for the Argus, are you are required to be either stupid or illiterate ? |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1213 Posts |
Posted - 13/06/2007 : 22:05:03
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Will the Argus continue as a daily paper?
It could become a weekly. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5815 Posts |
Posted - 13/06/2007 : 22:31:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Hawkeye
There was an advertising campaign which used the phrase : Priceless
That is how I would describe this, copied shamelessly from the Argus website.
http://tinyurl.com/yr4gmc
Try these sample questions to see if your English is good enough for you to call yourself a journalist:
1. Is a woman from the Philipines termed a Filipino or a Filipina ?
2. Is the plural of question spelled question's or questions ?
3. To write for the Argus, are you are required to be either stupid or illiterate ?
Sheesh almighty, the article itself is full of glaring errors but never mind that ... come on peeps, no cheating or googling
* What are the roles and powers of the main institutions of Europe? How is European law organised?
* When do children take tests at school? How many go on to higher education?
* What and when are the Patron Saints' Days of the four countries of the UK?
* How do elections for the House of Commons work? What do the Speaker and Whips do?
* How is education different in Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales?
And how many of our beloved Chavs do you reckon could answer those questions? |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1292 Posts |
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Captain Hawkeye
Barsoom
United Kingdom
391 Posts |
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flaming pie
Alagaësía
90 Posts |
Posted - 14/06/2007 : 18:58:38
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| I would certainly have to revise to answer most of those. |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1292 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2007 : 09:45:55
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More awful prose in the Argus!
"A child was rushed to accident and emergency because they had crisps stuck in their ear."
Was this child a schizophrenic?
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5815 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2007 : 09:54:54
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| Maybe it was a hydra ... |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Control Panel
Discworld
1213 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2007 : 10:04:06
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| I shouldn't be surprised if the mother had left the child on his/her own so that she could go to... Greggs. |
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The Duke of Uranus
Barsoom
294 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2007 : 10:33:56
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Originally posted by Control Panel
I shouldn't be surprised if the mother had left the child on his/her own so that she could go to... Greggs.
Yes
with 75p tea using Real milk
Greggs is betterer value than
stinking Blairs cheap (uht milk) NHS tea
FACT |
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No Expert
Barsoom
427 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2007 : 10:54:45
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i don't think any parent
can be blamed
for leaving their child
to enjoy greggsfreshlybakedgoods
baked in store with real milk
asdawalmart
sell toys for children
at low low prices
and other things too
such as food and garden furniture |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld
1292 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 11:49:39
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| In her column in yesterday's Argus Jean Calder said that she is annoyed at peopel who, as a point of honour, say that they "do not read the Argus" - whatever might be in it. But if it had morewriting as good as her, then it would have more readers. |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1401 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 12:07:16
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| The "argus"as a local newspaper is I think very informative,but as a forum they have it set up all wrong;people are allowed to slander and downright LIE about other users and they do nothing about it!!The "Argus " should get an administrator who can do the job properly |
keep on smiling |
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jaypee
Alagaësía
4 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 15:01:55
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| Like the present lot ??? |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 15:08:10
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quote:
Originally posted by thedelboy
The "argus"as a local newspaper is I think very informative,but as a forum they have it set up all wrong;people are allowed to slander and downright LIE about other users and they do nothing about it!!The "Argus " should get an administrator who can do the job properly
It ain't the Argus
it is the Sub Albion women in charge.
It is in the Gutter- dead
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5815 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 15:52:28
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| A Mr C. Snowdon is in charge of the overall performance LTNS. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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The Duke of Uranus
Barsoom
294 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 19:59:20
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It ain't the Argus
it is the Sub Albion women in charge.
Meeeow!!
Most of us know your opinions on women LT your posts on the majority of the brighton gay mags speak for themself but this is is an inclusive forum so try and keep your sexist opinions to yourself. Ta. |
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No Expert
Barsoom
427 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 20:02:20
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| Yak yak! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 20:12:29
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Originally posted by The Duke of Uranus
quote:
It ain't the Argus
it is the Sub Albion women in charge.
Meeeow!!
Most of us know your opinions on women LT
Well Duke,
You utter Fool.
Lets have Some Examples.
Perfect thread for it.
Take as long as you want.
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No Expert
Barsoom
427 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 20:22:20
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i am going to enjoy this
with a freshly baked sausage and bean pasty from greggs
the perfect accompaniment
to seeing examples of LTNS's hatred of anything
that does not have a delicious meat and 2 veg |
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The Duke of Uranus
Barsoom
294 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2007 : 23:28:52
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Lets have Some Examples.
Perfect thread for it.
Take as long as you want.
Alas registration is required
to See your Gaydar profile
so linking won't help anyone
Horatio Hoblower |
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No Expert
Barsoom
427 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2007 : 12:35:26
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| What? I thought he'd alluded to being married? Not another lie... LT - Can you refute these allegations? You appear to have gone quiet after throwing down the gaunlet. |
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