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moon23
Calaspia
841 Posts |
 Posted - 22/05/2007 : 11:33:32
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Pc Ploddit has purchased new special spy drone from Sarkozy's Euro President Fund.
This heralds a new day in anti-chav automated surveillance systems and anglo-french relations.
Tesco's are now running Spy Drones for Schools' vouchers
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 22/05/2007 : 13:09:19
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Walmart Special Police
chase Migrant workers
away from the Walmart Super Store Complex in the New Marina.
PC Ploddit
has said the new Electro Baton
has been approved for Sussex Tribal War areas. |
Edited by - long time no see on 25/10/2007 22:02:54 |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 22/05/2007 : 13:15:59
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New undercover police unit
With enhanced truncheon capability
Trains for raid on sinful Churchill Square
Virgin, Ann Summers and Thorntons
Installing metal shutters |
 Valhalla, I am coming! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 22/05/2007 : 16:51:23
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The Tibal Chav Gangs
have taken over the beach front.
PC Ploddit sent down boxes of free Tesco Beer.
He wants to keep them there,
while he seaches their homes
for El Bin Scratcher & The Pirate DJ.
The Spy Drones
will be used to watch the Tribal Chav Gangs.
Richie Jr.
is working from the Walmart Clock Tower Base.
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 26/05/2007 : 11:08:55
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Walmart Security Tech Division
Displays his New Mobile Tesco Frontline Police Fighter
They are being made to order in Walmart China Village. |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 31/05/2007 : 08:31:09
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Happy singing dancing schoolchildren
Enjoy last chance for furtive fag behind bikesheds
Before EvilBlairClan Health Nazis
Stamp out this age-old tradition
With their hotline and their sneaking |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 31/05/2007 : 08:39:01
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Eltee and Loon swing fists
As members of EvilBlair Health Nazi Corps
To knock a cigarette from a smoker's mouth
After receiving hotline tip
Stinking stinker stank so struck sternly
Nanny knows best
Wibble |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 31/05/2007 : 10:00:20
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Shocked and breathless Brightonians
Flee across the Adur into West Sussex
As Eltee / Loon activities
For EvilBlair Clan Health Nazis
With hotline sneakiness
Causes creation of giant head pipe man
Bringing terror and billowing clouds of
Capstan's Full Strength Navy Cut Dark Shag |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 15/08/2007 : 12:31:19
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A Walmart worker goes past
the New Shoreham Walmart Liner
ready to collect Tribal supply's.
El Bin Scratcher was last seen
at the Hove Tesco Railway Station. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 26/08/2007 : 19:10:58
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El Bin Scratcher
is using Rodents to transport Imported
Computer Chips.
Walmart Special Security Forces
have scanned 20 that went under their buildings
and found the data chips in sealed plastic
with chicken stuck to it inside 14 of them.
The Data Chips were sent to the Walmart London HQ
at the Tower Of London Basement.
East Sussex has gone back on Tribal High Alert. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2007 : 19:38:24
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Shoreham High Street
now has a Walmart Security Check point
in place.
No Chavs can get past it.
El Bin Scratcher & The Pirate DJ
were last seen at the Walmart Hove Dome.
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 19/09/2007 : 12:54:13
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The West Hove
Walmart Mud Bath will no longer
allow Tribal Chavs in.
PC Ploddit has given them two Special Tesco Police
crew to inforce the new Tribal Sussex Order.
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 22/09/2007 : 12:54:38
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The Pirate DJ
takes a look from his new High Rise Flat
in the West Hove Walmart Tower. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 11:58:44
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Walmart Police Tech Division
at Shoreham Tower
check a El Bin Scratcher Secret Camera,
it was being beamed to Saudi Arabia.
Walmart Colonel McDougal
is to Fly out to the
Saudi Walmart International Security Bunker. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 26/09/2007 : 09:04:57
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El Bin Scratcher
tells the Walmart Colonel
to stay away. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 26/09/2007 : 15:30:53
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Meanwhile PC Ploddit is now using
Walmart India Security Division
to control the Tribal Chav Gangs.
They will have the Electric Gun use , as well. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2007 : 14:45:41
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The Chav Gang of 7
have got through into the Walmart Churchill Sq Complex.
Baron El Richieb is tracking them by the SecuritySatCam.
PC Ploddit will use
the Walmart India Security Force
to track them and remove them to Arundal West Zone. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2007 : 13:25:42
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The Pirate DJ has moved into the Lower London Road
Zone.
He is using the Tesco Art Chair Design to stop the
Walmart Security Scan getting in. |
Edited by - long time no see on 03/10/2007 13:26:05 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2007 : 14:43:42
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Walmart Industries
buys the the West Hove Zone.
All Chavs will be removed and sent in Vans to the
Hackney London Walmart Security Holding Zone.
Under New
Sussex 'Clean Up' Tribal Laws
passed by Co-EuroPresident Blair.
PC Ploddit will use his Walmart India Division
and Tesco Special Forces. |
Edited by - long time no see on 06/10/2007 14:46:24 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2007 : 11:14:23
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The EasyHotel on London Road is now
using Tribal Sussex Laws to keep all Tribal Chavs
from their Hotel.
Walmart Security Chief
Baron El Richieb is
assisting with Computer checks on all bookings.
Meanwhile
El Bin Scratcher was last viewed on WalmartCams
at the Bond Street Tesco Complex |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 18:11:48
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Tesco Special Police Force
try the new Walmart Taser Stun Rifle.
PC Ploddit has orderd 100
using the Tribal War Funding.
PC Ploddit also bought 20 Tesco Night Visions
for his Walmart Night Shift India Team. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2007 : 10:41:54
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The Walmart West Arundal Chav Park
is now open
PC Ploddit has left mini tracking bugs all over
the place hidden in MP4 /mini E4 players.
The Chav's can not believe their luck
like a Lorry has dumped them.
Once they enter into the West Hove Zone
under Sussex Tribal Laws
they will be removed to the Walmart Hackney Zone.
Baron El Richieb
and Richieb Jr.
are working from Walmart Covert Vans
to give PC Ploddit all info as the Chavs
enter their banned Zone. |
Edited by - long time no see on 12/10/2007 10:43:03 |
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Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 14/10/2007 : 13:39:13
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Tesco Industrial
has completed the New Sewer Duct
under the Walmart Churchill Sq Complex.
PC Ploddit has fitted all the 10,000
MiniWalCams.
El Bin Scratcher
can no longer use the sneaky sewer route. |
Edited by - long time no see on 14/10/2007 17:47:38 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 15/10/2007 : 11:02:59
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Walmart Security Demo
went well
outside the Arundal International Tesco Complex.
All Chavs are now banned by law
from that Complex. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 16/10/2007 : 19:07:42
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The South Korean Electronics Show
at the Walmart Shoreham Dome
used the joint forces of Tesco Special Police
and Walmart India Police Crew
to keep all Chavs
and El Bin Scratcher out of the Dome area. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/10/2007 : 22:10:50
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Walmart Shoreham Security
test their Missile Launch
due to covert officers that found plans
from El Bin Scratcher while he was in Arabia.
PC Ploddit said no Air Attacks are possible now. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 18/10/2007 : 21:08:17
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El Bin Scratcher
has started off some eletrical storms
over Shoreham Central.
PC Ploddit is using
NASA to pin point how he is doing this,
and if he is in Arabia, again. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 25/10/2007 : 21:12:18
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Walmart Security Police have arested a group on a Demo
near the Tesco Multi Store Complex in Brighton.
Under Sussex Tribal Laws
no Demos are permitted.
El Bin Scratcher was last seen at the Hove Walmart Rail Station. |
Edited by - long time no see on 04/11/2007 17:24:24 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 29/10/2007 : 12:22:26
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PC Ploddit has matched the Eyes of this Man
on his DigiCam
it is now confirmed to be the Pirate DJ.
Tesco Special Police
are now trying to track him in the New Walmart Marina. |
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Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 30/10/2007 : 17:55:46
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Walmart Central Industries
is building another Rubbish Plant
the new Tesco Japan Made
Compact Burner means it can
go any place dug out enough.
PC Ploddit is
using Walmart Special Police
to protect the Site 24/7 in the Hove Central Zone. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 17:22:27
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Carlos Ghosn
CEO of Asia & Europe Motors
has signed a deal for Walmart Industrial
in the New Walmart Shoreham 2nd man made Island.
The New cheap £999
Walmart Cars will be built by Japan made Robots
and Tribal Prisoners will
finish all the trimmings.
PC Ploddit was pleased to sign
his Tesco India Divsion Security
to cover the whole 2nd Island area zones.
Chav's outside the Sussex Tribal Zone
will be able to buy them
so long as they sign up
to not tamper with the Walmart Security Tracker. |
Edited by - long time no see on 04/11/2007 17:23:30 |
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Tribal War