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Borninhove
Discworld



1033 Posts
Posted - 07/04/2008 :  09:49:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


And so it continues ...
Valhalla, I am coming!
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 07/04/2008 :  10:02:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The New 'So it Continues '
show at the Walmart Shoreham Dome
has many big acts appearing
PC Ploddit is using his Tesco India Police Division for the event.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 08/04/2008 :  14:28:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


The New Marina 3rd Island
has the new Walmart Theme Park.
A Top Model tested it.




PC Ploddit
is using the new WalmartGerman Robot Security System
as you can only enter the Walmart 3rd Island with a full
pass.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 09/04/2008 :  12:31:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



PC Ploddit arrested a Celeb
at the New Marina 3rd Island Entrance
under Tribal Chav Children Abuse Laws.


She was later released after she was Barcoded
for the law breaking.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 09/04/2008 :  13:06:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote





The Tribal Chav Show
was broadcast Worldwide on Walmart HD Freeview.

PC Ploddit used the Tesco Indian Police
team to protect the Live broadcast.

Reports came in that
El Bin Srcatcher was going to hack into
the Walmart Live Feed.

Extra Technicians from Greggs€uro Tech Divison
stopped any hacking.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 11/04/2008 :  13:29:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


A local mad women
went crazy when she was refused entry to the Walmart 3rd Island
at the New Marina.

PC Ploddit arrested her
and sent her to the Walmart Special Hospital.

El Bin Scratcher was last seen on the Walmart Street Cam
at the Arundel Tesco Zone.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 12/04/2008 :  12:07:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


The New Arundal Walmart Factory
was opened by Baron El Richieb.

PC Ploddit
is using Walmart Police to protect the area.

El Bin Scratcher was last seen
in France trying to start another Tribal Army.
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Daveb
Earthsea



2420 Posts
Posted - 12/04/2008 :  12:37:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


The French Tribal Queen is waiting for El Bin Scratcher by the Eiffel Tower. He will be repelled.
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 12/04/2008 :  19:24:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



El Bin Scratcher
heard about the trap from his 2nd in command
The Pirate DJ.

The International WalmartSat
located El Bin Scratcher
in China.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 13/04/2008 :  08:54:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Hove Tesco Police Manager
shows his staff his new baby Tomkan Jr.,
a new Media Director
is trying to show that the Tribal police are human.


El Bin Scratcher was last seen
in Tibet.
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Borninhove
Discworld



1033 Posts
Posted - 13/04/2008 :  12:58:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OH NOES!!!!



Through test tube technology and latest cloning techniques
Demon spawn of El Tee En Ess enters the world
First word: 'FACT!'
Second word: 'Evil'

The end times are upon us
Valhalla, I am coming!
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Daveb
Earthsea



2420 Posts
Posted - 13/04/2008 :  13:43:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Not to be out gunned El Bin Scratcher clones himself whilst in China.
The balance of world power is teetering on the brink.

The Pirate DJ will have to pull out some special to quell public fears.

A Tesco-Wallmart Alliance may be required.
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 14/04/2008 :  21:20:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


A top model
opened the New Tesco Garden Dome Complex
in Shoreham.

PC Ploddit used
Tesco India Police Division Team
to guard her.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 16/04/2008 :  09:40:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Under New €uro Tribal Laws
all chavs must take one WalmartSuper pill
each day.

PC Ploddit has been instructed to Inject any
that refuse this new Walmart Control Pill.

The Pirate DJ
has said he will never let them inject him.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 16/04/2008 :  14:49:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


This New Chav Key ring
has a secret camera in it
it films and sends via the Walmart Security Sat Mobile Link
to PC Ploddits Data HQ in Shoreham.


El Bin Scratcher
was last seen in Saudi Arabia.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 17/04/2008 :  11:37:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


The Walmart Security Expo at the Arundal Dome
shows how Tibal Chavs are now Corrected
and Barcoded under €uro Tribal Laws.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 18/04/2008 :  07:53:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


PC Ploddit
used his top Walmart Special Police to raid a Flat
in London Road.
He was given a Tip Off that the Pirate DJ
was there.
All they found was a Old couple.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 18/04/2008 :  17:44:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


PC Ploddit has removed
3 Tesco Police Officers,
who were said to be Chav Spys.

They were sent to the Walmart Factory in the Falklands.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 21/04/2008 :  15:12:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Some Soap stars
arriving at the Walmart Tribal Awards
at the Shoreham Dome.

PC Ploddit used the Walmart Special Forces
to ensure the Pirate DJ and El Bin Scratcher
could not block the event.
Edited by - long time no see on 21/04/2008 15:13:34
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 22/04/2008 :  16:09:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The Chief Tribal Doctor
is now taking on the the bad eating Chavs.

PC Ploddit
has given her the Tesco Indian Police Crew
because they are all thin.
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Daveb
Earthsea



2420 Posts
Posted - 23/04/2008 :  19:54:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Potential recruits try to be too fat thus avoiding such duties!
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 24/04/2008 :  23:13:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The Walmart Tech Lab
has planted 100 small cameras
in one eye of 100 Flys.

They have been released
into the West Hove Sewer Outlet.

The special camera can view in any light
and sends images when the Fly moves,
the flys wings are the eco power.


It is believed that El Bin Scratcher
is located in the sewer tunnels.
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Daveb
Earthsea



2420 Posts
Posted - 26/04/2008 :  10:21:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Catering has been laid on by McDonalds.
These outlets are very popular with low profile chav search teams.
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 04/05/2008 :  11:29:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



PC Ploddit was Head Butted by a
pop singer at the Walmart 3rd Island houses.
She was arrested but then released
as the Tesco India Police Chief
told PC Ploddit her BluRay DVD is selling
well in the Tesco Superstore in Hove
so Tesco International
paid for a new tooth for PC Ploddit
and she was released
with a International Tribal Warning.
Edited by - long time no see on 04/05/2008 11:38:18
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thedelboy
Discworld



United Kingdom
1454 Posts
Posted - 04/05/2008 :  12:38:00  Show Profile  Send thedelboy a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Lt this is the first time I have looked at this thread,AND I LIKE IT!! why not putyour humour too good use concentrate on the humour rather than let your obvious hatred for "Bush Blair Brown new labour" always be in the forefront I really do think this thread is great
keep on smiling
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 04/05/2008 :  12:45:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by thedelboy

Lt this is the first time I have looked at this thread,AND I LIKE IT!! why not putyour humour too good use concentrate on the humour rather than let your obvious hatred for "Bush Blair Brown new labour" always be in the forefront I really do think this thread is great




The Local Delboy was given a Warning by PC Ploddit
about talking Politics in Public.
Under new International Tribal Laws
he had to have Walmart XHOT REV3
XM Security Sat Tacking chip inserted
into his neck.
Edited by - long time no see on 04/05/2008 20:05:24
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thedelboy
Discworld



United Kingdom
1454 Posts
Posted - 04/05/2008 :  19:40:28  Show Profile  Send thedelboy a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
at least it was NOT up me jacksie
keep on smiling
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Daveb
Earthsea



2420 Posts
Posted - 04/05/2008 :  20:03:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Unfortunately the chip will have to be inplanted via the jacksie!


Doctor Eye D will perform the procedure and track every move.
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 04/05/2008 :  20:08:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
PC Ploddit
found that the Neck Digital Chip
could not pick up the signal.

So Tesco Doctor Eye D
had to go upwards.
They gagged Delboy as they performed it Fast.
Edited by - long time no see on 04/05/2008 20:09:11
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 05/05/2008 :  00:29:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



PC Ploddit was Awarded with a New Walmart Eco House,
on the Walmart 3rd Island,
for the Hard Work he has put into the Tribal War Zone
no tribal Chavs can go near to this HiTech Eco House.
It Sprays a Tesco Skunk Juice on them.
Edited by - long time no see on 05/05/2008 00:30:35
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