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Daveb
Earthsea
2521 Posts |
 Posted - 05/05/2008 : 20:25:03
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The microchip fitted by Doctor Eye D was from a faulty batch supplied by Non-Wallmart approved suppliers.
A specialist team will now have to remove the chip with off world technology.
PC Ploddit is tracking the rougue suppliers thought to have been funded by El Bin Scratcher.
The Pirate DJ will host a benefit concert to help with The Delboys Convalescence |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
Edited by - Daveb on 05/05/2008 20:27:29 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2008 : 20:30:52
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Meanwhile PC Polddits Wife
is enjoying his new Walmart EcoHouse. |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1465 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 11:38:49
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El TEE gets to be the new chief warden at the asda walmart super prison (gated community)at Brighton Marina,his first edict is that all naughty residents have to eat two "Greggs pasties" no not one "Two" |
keep on smiling |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 12:05:33
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Lechy perv keeps perving
On Daily Mail
Daily Mail? Daily Male Member Manipulation
FACT - Fwap! |
 Valhalla, I am coming! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 19:07:26
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PC Ploddit has given that pop star
on the 3rd Walmart Island - Jungle section
a Final warning
Under AntiChav International Tribal Laws
she must put more clothes on
or the Tesco India Police Division will remove her and dump her
at the Walmart London Hackney Detention Polish Control Centre. |
Edited by - long time no see on 06/05/2008 19:08:12 |
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Daveb
Earthsea
2521 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 19:56:58
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The tranformation funded by El Bin Scratcher is almost complete.
Only the Pirate DJ can save her. |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 21:35:34
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The Pirate DJ gave up
and El Bin Scratchers funding was stopped by
the Walmart Central Security Bank.
PC Ploddit has given her 12 hours
to get dressed smarter
some of the Hollywood Stars living in that
Jungle Section are most Angry that
she is bringing the area
down. |
Edited by - long time no see on 06/05/2008 21:37:35 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2008 : 13:03:27
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PC Ploddit has sent in the
Walmart Armed Response Team to the 3rd Island
in case El Bin Scratcher has any Shooters
with him. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2008 : 20:26:36
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Some More Celebs have
bought up more new homes
of the New Jungle Section on the 3rd Walmart Island.
PC Ploddit has given The pop star another 48 hours.
Tesco Special Police have checked the Jungle Section
and have confirmed El Bin Scratcher
has left the area.
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2008 : 10:24:54
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Overnight many other pop stars went to try to help
the badly dressed singer on the Walmart 3rd Island. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2008 : 11:29:14
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The Walmart International Pier Beach
is now permitting Tribal Chavs
So long as they have
a Walmart Security Barcode.
El Bin Scratcher was last seen in Poland. |
Edited by - long time no see on 09/05/2008 11:30:25 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2008 : 20:08:20
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PC Ploddits
Tesco Police Car Division
have been given a Super Powered Lotus
so they can Catch the Pirate DJ
who keeps using fast cars to get away. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2008 : 09:36:22
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The scruffy Pop Singer
has left the 3rd Island
and was last seen trying to get a lift
towards Hackney Marsh. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2008 : 13:57:08
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A few Walmart International Polish Trucks
have stopped for her. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2008 : 15:33:02
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€uroPresident Blair
has put Whitehawk under Scottish Nation Rule.
PC Ploddit has moved his Polish Walmart Police out
so the Scottish Nation Police
can have full control of the WhiteDoom Tribal Gangs.
They have built a Mini Prison under the Rubbish Hill. |
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gcrkfrd
Barsoom
USA
441 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2008 : 20:03:29
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"A government big enough to give you anything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have" - Thomas Jefferson |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 08:21:33
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The Scottish Nation Police
now have full control of Whitehawk.
El Bin Scratcher was last seen
in Italy.
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 09:43:46
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Jennifer Anniston's bottom
In the Daily Mail
For your fwapping pleasure
While writing ElBin gibberish |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 13:03:55
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The Hove Tesco LesboChav
beech area is now open
El Bin Scratcher
was last seen in India. |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 13:22:23
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With summer fast approaching
El Tee dusts off his trusty speedos
For beach frolicking and fun
St Dunstans receives huge increase of patients |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6333 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 13:32:27
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 13:39:56
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With the Scottish Nation Police
in total control of Whitehawk
a few locals manage a Party at the back of
the GermanLidlInternational store.
PC Ploddit has thanked the Scottish Nation Police
for doing a better job. |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 13:43:31
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| That's the 13-year-old gypsy girl who just 'married' a 14-year-old in East Ham. Looks pretty miserable, doesn't she. |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2008 : 13:48:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Borninhove
That's the 13-year-old gypsy girl
who just 'married' a 14-year-old in East Ham.
Looks pretty miserable, doesn't she.
The Old Codger Shouted.
They told him to leave their yard. |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 13/05/2008 : 13:26:53
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A new Test WalmartTracker Micro Chip
has been planted in all Tribal youths
of SNC (Scottish Nation Controlled) Whitehawk.
All Tribal Youths
will be watched from the Walmart Clock Tower
Hi-Tech Basement.
PC Ploddit has
employed a extra 50 more
Tesco Polish Police Technicians to see this through.
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2008 : 14:44:47
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The CEO of the
Paramount Comedy Channel
arrived at the 3rd Island
near the Marina.
He is to Open the New
Walmart Comedy TV Studio.
PC Ploddit
has ensured all Tribal Chavs
are not permitted to go near the Studio. |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2008 : 16:58:15
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OR ... John Cleese recovering from knee surgery
Goes to divorce court where his third wife
Is asking for 50% of his earnings since 1992
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Valhalla, I am coming! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2008 : 17:54:04
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quote:
Originally posted by Borninhove
"John Cleese recovering from knee surgery
Goes to divorce court where his third wife
Is asking for 50% of his earnings since 1992"
The Old Codger shouted
from a fishing boat near the 3rd Island |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1033 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2008 : 05:47:09
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Daily Mail has Caroline Flintomania
El Tee's Repetitive Strain Injury
Suddenly gets a lot worse |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
Edited by - Borninhove on 15/05/2008 05:48:48 |
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Tribal War