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Borninhove
Discworld



1033 Posts
Posted - 15/05/2008 :  05:54:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Rocket man Yves Rossy
Flies his home-made rocket man contraption
Over the Swiss Alps

Er ... Am I supposed to add some gibberish about El Bin Scratcher Shoreham Walmart Ploddit Chav here?
I mean, it's just a photo from the Daily Mail?

Plonk scrangle chave Wallymat
Codger bodger arful dodger
Unsure ham why't auk
Ploddit ploddit ploddit

Sgin fo teh Tmeis
Valhalla, I am coming!
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long time no see
Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 15/05/2008 :  12:20:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


More Stars arrive
at the New Walmart TV Studio party
on the 3rd Island.


PC Ploddit is using his
Tesco Polish Police Team for the event.
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Borninhove
Discworld



1033 Posts
Posted - 15/05/2008 :  12:46:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Giorgio Armani fashion show in San Vittore prison, Milan
Dresses made by inmates in scheme to teach job skills

OR

Tesco wibble chav ploddit uniform
New Walmart spite and Polish
El Bin scene rumpus kerfuffle
All break out into a chorus of .......

Bleak cheap interview
Pool cue fancy pants
Chic Bates apricot
Short term sweat
Hamstring monument
Shark shit welterweight
Topsoil Chapterhouse
Christ-like mince

Sanskrit tantamount
Slide flag Dunstable
Late pen Saltergate
Belsize squat
Tripswitch hinterland
Slack jaw Boys Brigade
Krooklok Murgatroyd
Website nonce

With humble thanks to Half Man Half Biscuit
Valhalla, I am coming!
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 15/05/2008 :  12:57:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Stars as they enter
the Walmart TV Studio on the 3rd Island.


El Bin Scratcher
was last seen in Saudi Arabia.
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Borninhove
Discworld



1033 Posts
Posted - 15/05/2008 :  13:19:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Woman in frock
Wibble Walmart Turd Island

El Bin Doing No Work
This Afternoon

FACT

'Time for the weekend'
Said Zebediah
Valhalla, I am coming!
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 15/05/2008 :  13:58:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Meanwhile residents on the 2nd Island
have had big bills to pay for the
Extra Tesco
Polish Police
patrols to keep the
Tribal Chavs off the Island.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 18/05/2008 :  11:57:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The First Live Walmart Studio Event
went out in Full Free HD vision.

PC Ploddit
has built a small Police Cabin near the Building
on the 3rd Island.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 19/05/2008 :  12:21:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote




A new Walmart Doctor (Dr.Spooner)
has been brought in to inject
the Tribal Chavs
with the another TrackingChip.

If they want to vist the
3rd Island Jungle section
they will have to have a TrackingChip
injected into there neck.
Under New Tribal Chav Laws.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 19/05/2008 :  19:32:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


A protest by Angry Under five year olds
went to the International High Court in Lewes Central
and they won the right
to not have the TrackingChip.

PC Ploddit was not happy
about this Over Ruling.
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thedelboy
Discworld



United Kingdom
1433 Posts
Posted - 19/05/2008 :  20:15:21  Show Profile  Send thedelboy a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
THIS IS WAR !!!!!!! fact
keep on smiling
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 19/05/2008 :  20:32:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The 3rd Island Hotel
now has many hollywood stars.


El Bin Scratcher was last seen in
Lewis.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 20/05/2008 :  11:15:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The New Underground at the Marina
Walmart Cafe is now open.

In the event of a Chemical attack
or other big attack
this basement will be used to save the locals.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 22/05/2008 :  15:58:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



PC Ploddit
has now got 5 Water Guns on trucks
getting ready for the Protest
of the $500 a barrel of Walmart Oil.

Extra Chip Fat has been brought in from Asia
for the Police Bio Cars.
Edited by - long time no see on 22/05/2008 16:00:47
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 23/05/2008 :  20:26:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The Walmart Armed Police
are still looking for El Bin Scratcher
and the Pirate DJ
in Hove City.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 24/05/2008 :  21:47:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



A crazy Women
has had enough of the Police seaching
her Mansion
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 25/05/2008 :  21:31:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Walmart Security International
has given PC Ploddit
new Special Glasses to test
that can view every angle
and beam it the Walmart Shoreham Security HQ.
Edited by - long time no see on 25/05/2008 21:33:30
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 26/05/2008 :  23:35:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



PC Ploddits Imports
are stored around the
back of Walmart Shoreham
Central Security Depot



El Bin Scratcher was last seen at the Walmart Clock Tower.
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Borninhove
Discworld



1033 Posts
Posted - 27/05/2008 :  07:54:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


El Tee has the finishing touches made
To his Walmart Shoreham bathroom
PC Ploddit's on his way to make an arrest
For crimes against taste and decency

El Tee was last seen sipping Iced Mocha FrappachinoChocCream
At new fantastic St James' St Starbucks
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 27/05/2008 :  11:39:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Walmart Dr.Spooner
has issued all Tribal Chavs
with a new pill that keeps them less angry.
(They are told that they are free booster pills)


El Bin Scratcher was last seen
at the Hove City Sewer outlet.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 27/05/2008 :  15:36:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Walmarts Mexico Security President
is on a Month visit to the Sussex Tribal War Zones
he is having talks PC Ploddit
and local leaders.
He is staying at the 3rd Island
with 24/7 Armed guards.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 29/05/2008 :  20:11:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Hundreds of Tribal Drunk Chavs
are all over the 2nd Walmart Island Party.


PC Ploddit has left them
as he has important meetings.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 30/05/2008 :  11:13:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Walmart Tech International
are giving PC Ploddits Tesco Police Division
10 New Hi Tech Solar boats
to test.


El Bin Scratcher
was last seen in Brazil.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 31/05/2008 :  14:41:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



A Celeb went down to
the Chav DipDoom area in Worthing East.
She did a Mud Dance
filmed live on the HDWalmart Local Channel.


PC Ploddit
used the Polish Walmart Police
to guard her and the crew.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 02/06/2008 :  11:48:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


More celebs have bought
2nd homes on the 3rd Island Jungle Estate.

PC Ploddit has given the New Estate
24/7 Armed Walmart Guards.
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Earthsea



United Kingdom
6771 Posts
Posted - 04/06/2008 :  17:47:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Walmart Armed Guards
remove a Drunk Chav Celeb
from the 3rd Island.



El Bin Scratcher
was last seen in West Germany.
Edited by - long time no see on 04/06/2008 17:48:15
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moon23
Calaspia



841 Posts
Posted - 10/06/2008 :  12:45:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


PC Ploddit's new security measure has gone live it is
Codenamed the Virtual Wire.
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Daveb
Earthsea



2353 Posts
Posted - 18/06/2008 :  20:34:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Not seen any Americanees lately looks for on from the distance.
The tide is still out with the moon.
Snoopy dogs appeals cut no ice.

PC Ploddit has control of Third Island and Chav City.
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Daveb
Earthsea



2353 Posts
Posted - 04/07/2008 :  19:24:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


PC Ploddit has to take drastic action to stave off Cyber Bear attack.
Outside forces are pressing for change. The Lost are still on the borders, circling Third Island.
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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Daveb
Earthsea



2353 Posts
Posted - 10/07/2008 :  20:53:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Third Island has been evacuated.
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you!
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gcrkfrd
Barsoom



USA
418 Posts
Posted - 28/08/2008 :  23:58:33  Show Profile  Send gcrkfrd an AOL message  Send gcrkfrd a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Had to revive this a little, just a little. Kind of miss the Blighter.
WE ALL LIVE IN A FOREST
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