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Drizzlecake
Alagaësía
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Posted - 25/09/2007 : 13:19:39
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I see the Labour Party is proposing that 17 year old Emily Benn, grand-daughter of Tony Benn, stand in the next general election in the Shoreham constituency.
No doubt within a few months of being elected she'll be an under-secretary at some ministry making decisions on pensions/war/trade etc.
Let's just hope she's brought her dirty plates down and made her bed first......
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea

United Kingdom
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Posted - 25/09/2007 : 13:25:04
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| She isn't even old enough to vote! |
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Infinite Poppadum
Discworld

1239 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 14:46:25
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Fluffy Sheep
Discworld

1165 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 20:43:58
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Can`t they just give her a job for a few years first - she might be an excellent lass, but a little more life experience would be appropriate. Unless it`s a cheap Labour gimmick to try to rustle up some interest from the younger voters...
Anyway, if she`s that bright why isn`t she still at school? |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6457 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 20:48:35
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| Fluffy next week she is 18 years old. |
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Fluffy Sheep
Discworld

1165 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 21:02:56
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| OK, so she`s left school...what else can she put on her cv for the electors to read? |
Row faster, slaves! Caesar wants to waterski! |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6457 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 22:25:19
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It is in her Family, I guess. |
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Control Panel
Discworld

1167 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 22:59:17
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| Will she go round eating a pasty from a Greggs paper bag while canvassing? |
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long time no see
Earthsea

United Kingdom
6457 Posts |
Posted - 25/09/2007 : 23:08:46
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She is puppy fat enough.
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Edited by - long time no see on 26/09/2007 08:59:42 |
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Borninhove
Calaspia

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Posted - 26/09/2007 : 12:06:01
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Went to see Michael Moore's "Sicko" last night (a fine, but terrifying movie) and old Wedgie had quite a big part in it. It was good to see the old fellow again, talking so reasonably and sensibly.
Good luck to Emily. Will she be running for pathetic (Sorry - went on auto-LTNS-mode by mistake) new Labour?

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