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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5805 Posts |
 Posted - 14/05/2008 : 20:52:56
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I would imagine that if we do indeed manage to survive a nuclear holocaust, the odd roll-up here or there would be the least of our worries. |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
Edited by - Miriam Binder on 14/05/2008 20:53:46 |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1401 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2008 : 20:52:56
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| Am now squatting in "LT"s bomb shelter nice pic of mzz Flintcouple of greggs pasties AARGH "Shock horror"200 "Gitanes" and a poly roll sitting next to the sticky mattrass |
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Daveb
Earthsea
2201 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2008 : 20:56:27
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| Not even Tracy Emmin could top that Delboy. |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1401 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2008 : 20:58:47
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2008 : 21:00:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveb
Bang On DaveB
you can see the Future. |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1401 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2008 : 00:10:48
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| "LT" you got everything but bloudy matches,(oops that is another thread) |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1028 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2008 : 05:32:52
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| Can you imagine an earth 100 years after a planetary disaster where repopulation has been done by the sort of people who build nuclear bunkers in their back gardens and politicians. The offspring of LTNS and EvilWarmongerNewBushBrownLabourites like Caroline Flint will have inherited the earth. Thankfully, the rest of us will have moved on to the next dimension where we will be sitting in the clouds, strumming on harps and pissing ourselves with laughter at the shennanigans going on below. |
 Valhalla, I am coming! |
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Pelagia
Barsoom
479 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2008 : 09:33:29
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| I dunno LT. I'm off the forum for a while, leaving you to your own devices, and I come back to you banging on about your own nuclear bunker. What on earth are you going on about? |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2008 : 21:51:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Pelagia
I dunno LT. I'm off the forum for a while, leaving you to your own devices, and I come back to you banging on about your own nuclear bunker. What on earth are you going on about?
EvilBush- Evil Blair -DumbBrown has got the UK
under threat.
If a Nuke goes off
you need to stay away from the fall out
for 48 hours at least. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5805 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2008 : 22:20:59
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quote:
Originally posted by long time no see
EvilBush- Evil Blair -DumbBrown has got the UK
under threat.
If a Nuke goes off
you need to stay away from the fall out
for 48 hours at least.
Really? And what happens after 48 hours? It suddenly becomes safe does it? |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2008 : 22:31:50
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| Less Fall Out. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5805 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2008 : 22:49:43
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quote:
Originally posted by long time no see
Less Fall Out.
So? |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1401 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2008 : 23:10:59
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| "LT" Go to the library and look under nuclear experiments Easter Island 48 hours ? it takes more than that in years Oh to have a bit of intellect,watch out mate looks like one of the two brain cells is on its way out |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2008 : 23:27:17
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Of course
Hence the Bunkers. |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1401 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 09:10:01
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| Now "LT" if you were to inject alittle more of that kind of humour into your posts I would not get so wound up with you, do not know what youve been drinking or smoking but keep it up mate |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 12:11:20
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Do not Smoke or Drink.
If a Nuke goes off in London, for example
all those with Bunkers will Rule
and in my BN1 area
Smokers will be shot.
This is in the Future
of course.
Your best bet is to Tape up your windows
that may give you a few more weeks
and use your Radio
to get Important New Rules from My Region of Power.
We will take over all the BBC radio slots. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5805 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 12:54:33
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quote:
Originally posted by long time no see
Do not Smoke or Drink.
If a Nuke goes off in London, for example
all those with Bunkers will Rule
and in my BN1 area
Smokers will be shot.
This is in the Future
of course.
Your best bet is to Tape up your windows
that may give you a few more weeks
and use your Radio
to get Important New Rules from My Region of Power.
We will take over all the BBC radio slots.
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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gcrkfrd
Barsoom
USA
401 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 14:25:35
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| LT, if a Nuke were to go off in London, Heaven Forbid, your best move, would be to bend over, place your head, between your knees, and kiss your arse goodbye. |
AMERICAN BY BIRTH, UNION BY CHOICE |
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Daveb
Earthsea
2201 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 15:28:18
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I'm sure Brighton has ben designated a nuclear free zone by some trendy, head in the clouds group so we will be ok.
Just need shades |
We're all doomed!
Head for the hills before they start heading for you! |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 15:36:22
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quote:
Originally posted by gcrkfrd
LT, if a Nuke were to go off in London, Heaven Forbid, your best move, would be to bend over, place your head, between your knees, and kiss your arse goodbye.
Yes I will also Point out
that it is Viewed by Many that it will be a Multi Hit
including America at the Bang On Same Time.
So after some time I will Fly to America
to meet my other Leaders
of the New No UK, No America World.
Blame Evil Bush
and Ultra Clever Evil Bin Laden.
One Reason was this
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/08/25/abughraib.report/index.html |
Edited by - long time no see on 17/05/2008 17:58:06 |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 15:39:10
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveb
I'm sure Brighton has ben designated a nuclear free zone by some trendy, head in the clouds group so we will be ok.
Just need shades
I will instruct any still Alive via Radio.
All BBC staff will be on the run.
Special New Enclosed (Box Case)Tomatoes can grow under the new Daylight,
you will get two packs free. |
Edited by - long time no see on 17/05/2008 15:42:34 |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5805 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 18:16:39
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quote:
Originally posted by long time no see
I will instruct any still Alive via Radio.
All BBC staff will be on the run.
Special New Enclosed (Box Case)Tomatoes can grow under the new Daylight,
you will get two packs free.
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Pelagia
Barsoom
479 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 19:43:51
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| LT,do you have an Anderson shelter in your veggie patch? It may be of use if you do. |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 20:02:49
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No I do not,
it is under ground
Solid Concrete.
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5805 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 20:07:24
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quote:
Originally posted by long time no see
No I do not,
it is under ground
Solid Concrete.
in Amstetten? |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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long time no see
Earthsea
United Kingdom
6771 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 20:51:15
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| No. |
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Miriam Binder
Earthsea
United Kingdom
5805 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 21:00:06
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quote:
Originally posted by long time no see
No.
I bet you got him to build it for you though  |
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin |
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thedelboy
Discworld
United Kingdom
1401 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 21:17:33
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| I wonder does "Roger" want to sell his daughter if he has one,I love the old buildings in hove with cellars and then the ole hole underneath where there were the real "Air raid shelters"a bit like some of the buildings in "Kemptown"(From the old railway yard near the bingo goes right under Edward st)bet the bloudy council dont know that (buggers probably do) |
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FUBAR
Barsoom
425 Posts |
Posted - 17/05/2008 : 22:29:44
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ARMAGEDDON approaches---Beware LTNS, your stockpile of sausage rolls may not last long enough..........
http://www.threeworldwars.com/index.html
WW3: How Will World War Three Affect You? Learn How To Prepare - Free Newsletter
you may find this page of special interest.......
http://www.threeworldwars.com/prepare/
WW3 - Prepare Yourself and Your Family for the coming tough times ahead
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I came into the world with nothing and still have most of it left.. |
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Borninhove
Discworld
1028 Posts |
Posted - 18/05/2008 : 13:20:38
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LTNSquote:
and in my BN1 area
Smokers will be shot.
So, your underground nuclear bunker also contains firearms, does it?
DINGO!!!! DINGO!!!! |
Valhalla, I am coming! |
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REPENT...For the END is Nigh